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Sean K - Feb 17, 2006 1:01:44 pm PST #7944 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Apparently the Universe has decided there's still not enough cognitive dissonance in my life (even after I looked at a picture of a squid on an eliptical machine). The link to this story, and it's headline on the front page of CNN read: Shooting victim apologizes to Vice President.

So now Dick Cheney can shoot you with a shotgun any time he wants, and afterwards you have to apologize to him.

§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 1:02:49 pm PST #7945 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cheney seems to be the MFM.

Kalshane - Feb 17, 2006 1:03:57 pm PST #7946 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

So now Dick Cheney can shoot you with a shotgun any time he wants, and afterwards you have to apologize to him.

"Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

WTF?

Burrell - Feb 17, 2006 1:06:35 pm PST #7947 of 10002

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ita, that makes me bummed out for Lulu, or whatever her name really was, that owned the place. I miss Lulu's.

Cass - Feb 17, 2006 1:16:48 pm PST #7948 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

MFM

I don't want to ask. I don't want to know.

What's MFM mean in this instance?

DXMachina - Feb 17, 2006 1:17:26 pm PST #7949 of 10002

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Motherfucking man.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2006 1:22:38 pm PST #7950 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

See, in his shoes I'd have been less about the unnecessary apology and more about the "did you realize I specialize in personal injury litigation? Helooo Haliburton dollars."

Cass - Feb 17, 2006 1:23:30 pm PST #7951 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Motherfucking man.

My mom needs a new nickname. Immediately.

DavidS - Feb 17, 2006 1:28:25 pm PST #7952 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Zmayhems are on the road! See you next week.

Wish us road-ma.

[Sparky we got our chains.]

sarameg - Feb 17, 2006 1:36:12 pm PST #7953 of 10002

Phooey. I made stew beef and potatoes in the crockpot, and then mashed up the potatoes. It appears one of the taters was of the sweet potato variety. I don't like sweet potatoes. I can mostly ignore it by hiding it with butter and parm, but ever so often I can taste it. Blech.

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