I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 17, 2006 5:36:41 am PST #737 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Man. I can't even hear the music for Brokeback without getting weepy.

I didn't see any photos of the winning. Did the cowboys look hot?


msbelle - Jan 17, 2006 5:37:48 am PST #738 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jake wasn't there and Heath never looks hot to me.


Jars - Jan 17, 2006 5:38:06 am PST #739 of 10002

Actually, Allyson, now that you mention it, I haven't seen any photos of Jake Gyllenhall. Was he even there? Heath looked pretty hot though. As if there was ever any doubt.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 5:43:01 am PST #740 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Fiona! It is so good to see you!

It is sad, however, to see you've become a terrible liar as I know for a FACT that B is a tiny fat baby who maby takes a wobbly step or two.


Jesse - Jan 17, 2006 5:43:23 am PST #741 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man. I can't even hear the music for Brokeback without getting weepy.

Seriously. I kept wishing they had a happier little bit of music to play.


Jessica - Jan 17, 2006 5:43:43 am PST #742 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Heath looked adorable. Michelle Williams needed to put on a bra and do something with her hair.


sarameg - Jan 17, 2006 5:46:47 am PST #743 of 10002

So the leasing offices for my apartment complex burned last night. I slept through it.

It's kind of creepy.

Speaking of bizarre nicknames, I got what I thought initially was a wrong number. They asked for Sherry. I'd just left a message at the salon to make an appointment, so it's possible they misheard. I'll call back later, anyway.


Nutty - Jan 17, 2006 6:04:00 am PST #744 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

High heeled sandals are mandatory.

But the chicken feet! Surely a closed toe -- or even something with construction in it, like a slingback -- takes away the chicken feet option.

Jessica Alba had that problem where her hair and her skin were the same color, which always makes a person look wrong to me. She's better as a straight-up brunette.

I did not see Michelle Williams till this morning, but from what I gather she looked like a wild west strumpet. WTF? The Scarlett Johanson boobage was excessive and tasteless. The Marcia Cross boobage would have been reasonably tasteful (although her dress was sherbet), except that she is so skinny that her breastbone gave up too much anatomical detail.

Butt or face, Marcia! Butt or face!!


bon bon - Jan 17, 2006 6:05:52 am PST #745 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Butt or face, Marcia! Butt or face!!

What does this mean?!


brenda m - Jan 17, 2006 6:10:50 am PST #746 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Mariah Carey looked like she stole one of J-Lo's dresses but then had to throw on a white girdle underneath.

The one pic I've seen of Gwenyth suggests she figured out how godawful that dress was. Keira Knightley's shoulders are gorgeous.