Jake wasn't there and Heath never looks hot to me.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Actually, Allyson, now that you mention it, I haven't seen any photos of Jake Gyllenhall. Was he even there? Heath looked pretty hot though. As if there was ever any doubt.
Fiona! It is so good to see you!
It is sad, however, to see you've become a terrible liar as I know for a FACT that B is a tiny fat baby who maby takes a wobbly step or two.
Man. I can't even hear the music for Brokeback without getting weepy.
Seriously. I kept wishing they had a happier little bit of music to play.
Heath looked adorable. Michelle Williams needed to put on a bra and do something with her hair.
So the leasing offices for my apartment complex burned last night. I slept through it.
It's kind of creepy.
Speaking of bizarre nicknames, I got what I thought initially was a wrong number. They asked for Sherry. I'd just left a message at the salon to make an appointment, so it's possible they misheard. I'll call back later, anyway.
High heeled sandals are mandatory.
But the chicken feet! Surely a closed toe -- or even something with construction in it, like a slingback -- takes away the chicken feet option.
Jessica Alba had that problem where her hair and her skin were the same color, which always makes a person look wrong to me. She's better as a straight-up brunette.
I did not see Michelle Williams till this morning, but from what I gather she looked like a wild west strumpet. WTF? The Scarlett Johanson boobage was excessive and tasteless. The Marcia Cross boobage would have been reasonably tasteful (although her dress was sherbet), except that she is so skinny that her breastbone gave up too much anatomical detail.
Butt or face, Marcia! Butt or face!!
Butt or face, Marcia! Butt or face!!
What does this mean?!
Mariah Carey looked like she stole one of J-Lo's dresses but then had to throw on a white girdle underneath.
The one pic I've seen of Gwenyth suggests she figured out how godawful that dress was. Keira Knightley's shoulders are gorgeous.
It's a paraphrase of Catherine Deneuve, who said something about how a woman of a certain age has to choose between being very thin (i.e. having a nice butt) and looking gaunt on the face, or being a little more well-padded and having a beautiful face and a chubby butt.