It's really disheartening when a coworker interrupts your rant about the jackholes making you miserable to ask, "'Bob's your Uncle?' What does that mean?"

It means you just made the list, nimrod.

[eta: Also - how much do I love that your rant apparently includes the phrase "Bob's your uncle" at all.]

Just as I was getting out of bed, I moved my foot a particular way and my calf cramped something fierce. When I put my hand on it, I could feel the muscle bulging out. It's relaxed now, but it still hurts.

This Morning's Messages from The Universe:

Betsy: The punk look is coming back.

Sean: You should never get out of bed.

shift: People am dumb.

Don't forget my garbage getting out.

...

Well, it's important to me.

Hi!

For the record, air conditioned internet cafes are good things.

This Morning's Message from The Universe to Theodosia:

Put out your garbage the night before.

Perkins! Where are you?

Also - how much do I love that your rant apparently includes the phrase "Bob's your uncle" at all.

I was ranting about exactly how simple it would be to resolve the problem that has the stupid people hassling me for things I don't have. "All they need to do is go to the store, spend $2 on [product], do a photoshoot, and Bob's your uncle!"

Today is very First Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes.

Is Perkins sitting on a big turtle, posting on a laptop?

Muppet theme in Hebrew

tommy, for what it's worth (and I've skipped, so I have no idea why you posted this link), this is not the version that I know of the translation of the "Muppet" theme into Hebrew. For once, in this version, they end it by actually saying the words "Muppet Show", in English, which is different than the purely-Hebrew version that I know.

This post was brought to you by I'm-not-here-but-apparently-a-combination-of-the-Muppets-and-Hebrew-can-conjure-me-out-of-thin-air, as well as by "Hi, Perkins!".