Dude. As if the Aerosmith parodies weren't enough now there will Bon Jovi filks as well.
You give Dick a bad name!
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 14, 2006 10:17:17 am PST #7150 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Kalshane - Feb 14, 2006 10:26:47 am PST #7151 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I skipped close to two thousand posts.
Back to work after spending a long weekend at con. So far, I really don't want to be here.
The convention was a lot of fun, but exhausting due to little sleep. Drank a bit too much, met some new people and we continued our winning streak for a third year by nabbing Best Party for our Kimono Party. (The Con's theme this year was University of Fandom, so sticking to our Firefly-roots, we did things with an asian twist and had a Kimono Party instead of a toga party. It turned out really well.)
Nutty - Feb 14, 2006 10:37:05 am PST #7152 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
All other things being equal, I'm going to snare my quail quarry in future just like a good prehistoric hunter should. None of this hot, fast projectiles crap getting in the way of my stew.
Opportunity for Nutty Talk
How does it know that I'm not, like, I logged in an hour ago and then went away to a meeting? Is it looking out my screen at me??
flea - Feb 14, 2006 10:38:19 am PST #7153 of 10002
information libertarian
I non-rock song versions of hunting accidents news, I am getting VERY DISTURBING ads in yahoo mail that feature Alyson Hannigan 1) in braces 2) in a fat suit and 3) with very large breasts on her back. Why, Alyson, why?
(Shot! Down! In a blaze of glooooory...)
Rick - Feb 14, 2006 10:41:29 am PST #7154 of 10002
It's not like pen-raised quail are domesticated!
It’s true that pen-raised quail are not domesticated. It’s also true that Texas has an appalling and disgraceful tradition of canned hunts on game farms. If you are clumsy, unskilled, inattentive, and stupid, you can still get a “trophy” kill in Texas. It’s a simulation of hunting, and the people who do it should stick to video games rather than pretending that they are doing something real.
There is nothing wrong with wildlife management that includes hatcheries and other methods for increasing the population of particular species. But the practices allowed in Texas should disgust any real hunter.
DXMachina - Feb 14, 2006 10:45:24 am PST #7155 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Is it looking out my screen at me??
Yup. It says you're wearing red and black slacks, too.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 10:47:41 am PST #7156 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
on eBay:
THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE BY PROMINENT NYC FURRIER IN THE 1960'S, NEW & NEVER USED. SELECTED BY THE US SKIING OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
eta: Not 100% worksafe...
Nutty - Feb 14, 2006 10:48:21 am PST #7157 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Shaddap, you. They're all-red trousers anyway, and corduroy. It's the shirt that is black.
brenda m - Feb 14, 2006 10:50:33 am PST #7158 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Can someone fix the vertical hold on the Nuttycam, stat?
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 10:51:07 am PST #7159 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
More eBay: Tom Waits's highschool yearbook for sale [link]
Gawd, the picture of Teen!Waits is freaky....