All other things being equal, I'm going to snare my quail quarry in future just like a good prehistoric hunter should. None of this hot, fast projectiles crap getting in the way of my stew.

Opportunity for Nutty Talk

How does it know that I'm not, like, I logged in an hour ago and then went away to a meeting? Is it looking out my screen at me??

I non-rock song versions of hunting accidents news, I am getting VERY DISTURBING ads in yahoo mail that feature Alyson Hannigan 1) in braces 2) in a fat suit and 3) with very large breasts on her back. Why, Alyson, why?

(Shot! Down! In a blaze of glooooory...)

It's not like pen-raised quail are domesticated!

It’s true that pen-raised quail are not domesticated. It’s also true that Texas has an appalling and disgraceful tradition of canned hunts on game farms. If you are clumsy, unskilled, inattentive, and stupid, you can still get a “trophy” kill in Texas. It’s a simulation of hunting, and the people who do it should stick to video games rather than pretending that they are doing something real.

There is nothing wrong with wildlife management that includes hatcheries and other methods for increasing the population of particular species. But the practices allowed in Texas should disgust any real hunter.

Is it looking out my screen at me??

Yup. It says you're wearing red and black slacks, too.

on eBay:

THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE BY PROMINENT NYC FURRIER IN THE 1960'S, NEW & NEVER USED. SELECTED BY THE US SKIING OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

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eta: Not 100% worksafe...

Shaddap, you. They're all-red trousers anyway, and corduroy. It's the shirt that is black.

Can someone fix the vertical hold on the Nuttycam, stat?

More eBay: Tom Waits's highschool yearbook for sale [link]

Gawd, the picture of Teen!Waits is freaky....

I am flipping you all off right now, AIFG!!

Can someone fix the vertical hold on the Nuttycam, stat?

No, that's to confuse the cheetahs...