What is JesusPets?
Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?
Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?
If you have a non-Christian family member, they might take care of your pet, but if not, have you made any plans? Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?
With the imminent collapse of the global economy and rampant godlessness, even the community shelters will not have the resources to care for your poor, hungry animals. So you need to make preparations.
That’s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are “left-behind.” We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs.
eta: Wait a sec - the Rapture is not the same as the Apocalypse.
tommy-- that has to bwe a joke, right?
Also, it is the funniest thing I have ever seen. "heathen pet-lovers"!!!!
"heathen pet-lovers
Sign me up for that committee! I'll be the President for Un-Godly Afterlife.
I heard a great quote yesterday, from Selma Hayek, of all people, in the forward of Iman's new book The Beauty of Color
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then let the beholder be you.
tommy-- that has to bwe a joke, right?
I'm pretty sure it's a joke.
2 awesome things from the Olympics last night:
1) The Chinese pairs skater who finished her program despite a terrible fall - [link]
2) Joey Cheek donating $25K to help in Dafur and using his post-win press conference to speak about the genocide - [link]
DH brought me home two dozen roses on Sunday. One dozen for each kid.
That's lovely.
That's a good quote just in general, Beej - and talk about timing. And, no, I did not know that Starbuck's cups had quotes on them. There's a thing I learned today.
Hope everyone has a good day, be it Valentiney or not.
This, however, is not a joke (at least I don't think so): Rapture Ready
From the site: The End Times Are Screaming at Us!
Christian Persecution
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Christians can no longer pray in Jesus' Name or voice their Christian beliefs without serious consequences or being accused of "intolerance"; however, people who follow other religions can pray in the name of Allah, the Dali Lama, or whatever. Pastors are being jailed or persecuted for preaching that homosexuality is a sin according to the Bible.
Um... no.
That's kind of an excellent quote. Go Starbucks.
That's what I was thinking Jen. Good thought for any day. (looking askance at the commitment I might be making to my business life as well...)
