I have to report for jury duty today.
Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
Elder ,'Power Play'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Feb 14, 2006 3:15:42 am PST #7035 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Laura - Feb 14, 2006 3:44:43 am PST #7036 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
May you have either have quick release because they have too many jurors or a one day funny civil case. Go out and administer justice dude.
My exciting date today is a 10am closing on a new line of credit. Woo!
Brendon Jr. has his first middle school basketball game tonight. He isn't the center because they have a 6'4" 12 year old Chinese kid. Child has size 18 shoes already. Nice kid. I pity his poor mom the clothing bills.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 14, 2006 3:50:00 am PST #7037 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Speaking of Comedy Central news parody shows, TDS was on fire tonight!! As Jon pointed out, the Cheney shooting was a gift from heaven for the writers--I didn't stop laughing until the commercial break.
Oh it so was. It was almost too easy - like shooting a Texas m(b?)illionaire in a barrel.
However, I'm not sure what's up with Comedy Central's re-run schedule. The shows at 8 and 8:30 were Weds'., not Thursday's. I didn't need to see Corddry host again, but I really wanted to tape Colbert from Thursday.
beekaytee - Feb 14, 2006 3:52:41 am PST #7038 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
May you have either have quick release because they have too many jurors or a one day funny civil case. Go out and administer justice dude.
Seconded!
In my last jury pool, the guy sitting next to me leaned over and whispered, "I believe in the violent overthrow of the government."
I suggested he mention that right away. He was out of the judge's box in 3 seconds flat...but one of the guards followed him out of the courtroom...
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 4:14:38 am PST #7039 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Happy Ferris Wheel Day!
I accidentally wore red today - I try not to do that on Valentine's Day.
Fred Pete - Feb 14, 2006 4:18:27 am PST #7040 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
From Aimee's link on anarchist lawyers:
In fact, your specific job will be the preparation of frivolous lawsuits for use against the nazis at the RIAA
OK, lawyers. Show of hands. How many others read that sentence and immediately thought, "Rule 11"?
Nutty - Feb 14, 2006 4:21:44 am PST #7041 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh. valentine's day. I forgot too, and am wearing red trousers.
With black! Lots of black! Nothing heart-shaped!!
My valentine's day present to the world is a really big Dunkies coffee for me.
Cashmere - Feb 14, 2006 4:23:09 am PST #7042 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
DH brought me home two dozen roses on Sunday. One dozen for each kid.
sumi - Feb 14, 2006 4:38:50 am PST #7043 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
I'm wearing green and brown.
sarameg - Feb 14, 2006 4:42:12 am PST #7044 of 10002
I have to remember to wish my friend happy birthday today.
It's one of the few birthdays outside my family that I do consistently remember.