I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 13, 2006 11:14:30 am PST #6924 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I LOVE Valentine's Day, even though I never have a valentine. I am so looking forward to handing out my Hello Kitty themed valentine's day bags on candy tomorrow!


Cass - Feb 13, 2006 11:14:32 am PST #6925 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Now *that* is what it's supposed to be all about.
Yep.

Beej's New Fella sounds a lovely boy.

I have nofuture plans for dinner either tonight or tomorrow. I suppose the social construct won't really matter either way. Having days that mean something beyond the day is lovely but it isn't a mandate.


Tom Scola - Feb 13, 2006 11:14:58 am PST #6926 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Cheney shot a guy just to see if he could get away with it.

I think he shot a man in Texas, just to watch him die.


Jessica - Feb 13, 2006 11:16:10 am PST #6927 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think he shot a man in Texas, just to watch him die.

Drat, Tom beat me to it!


Allyson - Feb 13, 2006 11:16:31 am PST #6928 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey ita, email seems to have forsaken me.

Do you have any time to talk tonight? I need to expand your essay, and wanted your thoughts.


Vortex - Feb 13, 2006 11:18:43 am PST #6929 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It usually involves making a mess and calling me to fix it. Romantic.

solution: Honey, you know what's romantic? Take out.

I've had an SO on VDay exactly once. He was very anti, but I was into it. It so happens that he was out of town, he sent me a card that said "I hate Valentine's Day, but I know that if I didn't do anything you'd be mad" which is true. And it seems like kind of an asshole thing to do, but since he often would show up with flowers for no particular reason, I couldn't get but so salty.


beekaytee - Feb 13, 2006 11:24:01 am PST #6930 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Beej's New Fella sounds a lovely boy.

So very the case. Plus...as emotionally courageous as me, a never before before experienced joy. Plus...sweet, thoughtful and alarmingly smart.

I'm making a more elaborate dinner. Any suggestions for side dishes to go with shrimp scampi? For dessert, a 70% chocolate cake.

His part is unknown. I'm just thrilled to be happy.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2006 11:24:09 am PST #6931 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I should be home after 9, 9:30, Allyson. That is barring headache issues.


Nutty - Feb 13, 2006 11:39:49 am PST #6932 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Valentine's day is the day that your whole college dorm (if you're at a women's college) goes out and rents porn and watches it in the common room while eating bonbons.

Commentary and attempted shockingness a must; but we also realized that "feminist" porn of the early 90s was not worth the celluloid it was printed on.


Allyson - Feb 13, 2006 11:44:45 am PST #6933 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

okey doke. Let me know if you're not feeling well so I don't call and make your head go BOOM.