Valentine's day is the day that your whole college dorm (if you're at a women's college) goes out and rents porn and watches it in the common room while eating bonbons.

Commentary and attempted shockingness a must; but we also realized that "feminist" porn of the early 90s was not worth the celluloid it was printed on.

okey doke. Let me know if you're not feeling well so I don't call and make your head go BOOM.

I LOVE Valentine's Day, even though I never have a valentine.

Never?

::raises eyebrow::

I need to call the phone company about something. I'm looking on my bill and they don't list a phone number.

I'm making a more elaborate dinner. Any suggestions for side dishes to go with shrimp scampi? For dessert, a 70% chocolate cake.

I've had an SO on VDay exactly once.

Me too, and as it happened I had made plans with a girlfriend several months earlier to see a band that was touring, and I was so not going to be That Girl and cancel. So he went to a party and I went to see a band. It was kind of sucky either way because I knew he had been kind of psyched at having a girlfriend to take to a VDay party, too.

I need to call the phone company about something. I'm looking on my bill and they don't list a phone number.

Just pick up the phone and start talking. They'll know it's you, and what it's about.

That's also what you do if you need to contact the NSA, or the Trilateral Commission.

Add a salad and some good bread, and you are so the winner.

Check. Fella 'loves cheese'...he's so Buffy. So I'll make homemade bleu cheese dressing. Apples and pecans...yeah.

I'm not all google is evil, but I'd still not do this.

Juliana--I keep meaning to ask--did you have extensive post-concussive syndrome after your fall?

At lunch, I was all "where is this blood coming from?" and the answer was my thumb. Just now I was all "what is that schmootz on my knuckles?" and the answer was a sprawling bruise.

ita, did they send me your day by mistake?