I am losing my everloving mind today.

I've got scripts doing things independently of it, you know, being told to.

So if computers achieve intelligence and take over the world and kill all the humans or turn them into slaves or something? Today is the day it started, I'm really sorry and blame NASA.

goes back to cursing at the computer and searching through 10 year old code...

Cheers, Buffistas!

Oh my dog. I haven't even skimmed. I've gone directly to skipping because I'm several thousand posts behind. Hi! Good thoughts to them as needs 'em. I hope I manage to keep up again. I've gotten so used to being on relatively dead boards that I hardly remember what it's like to have to scramble to keep up.

Got an icepack on the left arm today as the RSI is acting up. Hope my CMT will be available tonight. Almost glad to be back at work because I have such a hard time being productive at home. So, even though I'm underpaid and my job bores the crap outta me, I'm weirdly upbeat about being here.

Why do I always eat the messy drippy gravy-covered lunches when I'm wearing light-colored shirts? Damn gravy drops all over my peach sweatshirt, damnit! Grrrr...

Let's everyone post the Cheney Shooting joke that they've already heard/seen on the internet! Me first:

Top 10 Cheney Excuses for Shooting that Guy

From the home office, Dick Cheney's Top 10 Excuses for Shooting That Guy:

10. Sure, like you've never seen seen giant game birds wearing day glo orange vests

9. Warrantless domestic spying revealed he was getting phone calls from al Queda

8. If the Vice President does it, it's not against the law

7. Hoping to put him in a persistent vegetative state so the GOP could pass a law to keep him alive

6. Thought he was hunting Dan Quayle

5. The love between them could not survive back in Washington

4. Birds, Cows, People-- with my eyesight I'm lucky I hit anything

3. Positive the guy's family will welcome him as a liberator

2. Pheasants? I thought we were hunting peasants

and the number one Cheney excuse for shooting that guy:

1. Open season on liberals started early this year

After seven and a half years of being regularly poked by needles at least once a month, I am going off my damn allergy shots. Woohoo!

Yay, Dana!

Help. Smarties song stuck in head. Won't leave. Not even for that one song.

....do you eat the red one last....

Is anyone familiar with this site?

I read they just got bought by Getty, so sign up and download images NOW if you want to get them at those prices.

On GA last night, I knew as soon as Dr. SheppardShepherd punched the heartbeat back into Charlie'sMr. Bailey's chest that Hottie McDefuser would become that wing's new wallpaper. They needed a death for that story to not end up ridiculously sunshiney .

That's great, Dana!

I don't understand how ita functions

Neither do I. I really don't like it.

....do you eat the red one last....

t cries.

I am feeling especially mouthy today and am acting on it.

Can I request some shut the fuck up~ ma for myself?