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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Kathy A - Feb 13, 2006 8:17:25 am PST #6872 of 10002

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Why do I always eat the messy drippy gravy-covered lunches when I'm wearing light-colored shirts? Damn gravy drops all over my peach sweatshirt, damnit! Grrrr...

Let's everyone post the Cheney Shooting joke that they've already heard/seen on the internet! Me first:

Top 10 Cheney Excuses for Shooting that Guy

From the home office, Dick Cheney's Top 10 Excuses for Shooting That Guy:

10. Sure, like you've never seen seen giant game birds wearing day glo orange vests

9. Warrantless domestic spying revealed he was getting phone calls from al Queda

8. If the Vice President does it, it's not against the law

7. Hoping to put him in a persistent vegetative state so the GOP could pass a law to keep him alive

6. Thought he was hunting Dan Quayle

5. The love between them could not survive back in Washington

4. Birds, Cows, People-- with my eyesight I'm lucky I hit anything

3. Positive the guy's family will welcome him as a liberator

2. Pheasants? I thought we were hunting peasants

and the number one Cheney excuse for shooting that guy:

1. Open season on liberals started early this year

Dana - Feb 13, 2006 8:17:40 am PST #6873 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

After seven and a half years of being regularly poked by needles at least once a month, I am going off my damn allergy shots. Woohoo!

P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2006 8:19:07 am PST #6874 of 10002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yay, Dana!

Help. Smarties song stuck in head. Won't leave. Not even for that one song.

brenda m - Feb 13, 2006 8:19:54 am PST #6875 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

....do you eat the red one last....

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 13, 2006 8:35:12 am PST #6876 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is anyone familiar with this site?

I read they just got bought by Getty, so sign up and download images NOW if you want to get them at those prices.

On GA last night, I knew as soon as Dr. ~~Sheppard~~Shepherd punched the heartbeat back into ~~Charlie's~~Mr. Bailey's chest that Hottie McDefuser would become that wing's new wallpaper. They needed a death for that story to not end up ridiculously sunshiney .

§ ita § - Feb 13, 2006 8:45:20 am PST #6877 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's great, Dana!

I don't understand how ita functions

Neither do I. I really don't like it.

P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2006 8:48:20 am PST #6878 of 10002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

....do you eat the red one last....

t cries.

Aims - Feb 13, 2006 8:48:35 am PST #6879 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am feeling especially mouthy today and am acting on it.

Can I request some shut the fuck up~ ma for myself?

msbelle - Feb 13, 2006 8:54:36 am PST #6880 of 10002

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am very sleepy. Really want a nap. Will hold out until 6 then crash once home, but am dragging.

Liese S. - Feb 13, 2006 8:59:27 am PST #6881 of 10002

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Whohoo, Dana!

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