Why do I always eat the messy drippy gravy-covered lunches when I'm wearing light-colored shirts? Damn gravy drops all over my peach sweatshirt, damnit! Grrrr...
Let's everyone post the Cheney Shooting joke that they've already heard/seen on the internet! Me first:
Top 10 Cheney Excuses for Shooting that Guy
From the home office, Dick Cheney's Top 10 Excuses for Shooting That Guy:
10. Sure, like you've never seen seen giant game birds wearing day glo orange vests
9. Warrantless domestic spying revealed he was getting phone calls from al Queda
8. If the Vice President does it, it's not against the law
7. Hoping to put him in a persistent vegetative state so the GOP could pass a law to keep him alive
6. Thought he was hunting Dan Quayle
5. The love between them could not survive back in Washington
4. Birds, Cows, People-- with my eyesight I'm lucky I hit anything
3. Positive the guy's family will welcome him as a liberator
2. Pheasants? I thought we were hunting peasants
and the number one Cheney excuse for shooting that guy:
1. Open season on liberals started early this year