Kaylee: So, uh, how come you don't care where you're going? Book: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.

'Serenity'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Feb 10, 2006 7:51:36 am PST #6247 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Now Tom, nobody anticipated fudamentalist Islamists coming to power if Hussein was removed.


Jessica - Feb 10, 2006 7:51:58 am PST #6248 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Try this instead -- New Yorker interview with a fortune cookie writer (from last year):

At first, the writing came easily. Finding inspiration in sources ranging from the I Ching to the Post, Lau cranked out three or four maxims a day, between scrutinizing spreadsheets and monitoring the company’s inventory of chow mein. “I’d be on the subway and look up at the signs and think, Hey, that would make a great fortune,” he said. (One such adage: “Beware of odors from unfamiliar sources.”)


§ ita § - Feb 10, 2006 7:56:19 am PST #6249 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why bottled water is bad, evidently written by someone who's not tasted the water around here.


msbelle - Feb 10, 2006 8:06:01 am PST #6250 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hair appt. and mani/pedi are booked.

Doing things like this doesn't seem like effort to me. My day will look like this:

10am wake up
11:30 leave the house (read on subway)
12:45 hair appt.
2:00 lunch at diner then subway downtown
3:00 mani/pedi
5:00 go see Capote (just decided)
7:00 meet brother

The longest I have to walk is an avenue and a half, and most of the day will be sitting and relaxing.


esse - Feb 10, 2006 8:06:24 am PST #6251 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

How on early do you open a two-liter of pop that refuses to budge when confronted with pliers?


Scrappy - Feb 10, 2006 8:06:54 am PST #6252 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sounds like a perfect day, Msbelle!


Gudanov - Feb 10, 2006 8:07:32 am PST #6253 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

How on early do you open a two-liter of pop that refuses to budge when confronted with pliers?

Shake and heat it until it explodes. Not saying this is the best method.


msbelle - Feb 10, 2006 8:08:59 am PST #6254 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

poke a hole in it.


tommyrot - Feb 10, 2006 8:09:50 am PST #6255 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Shake it up, then shoot it with a pellet gun.


Theodosia - Feb 10, 2006 8:12:52 am PST #6256 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cut off the neck with a samurai sword.

Mess, but you get points for style.