Mal ,'War Stories'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Try this instead -- New Yorker interview with a fortune cookie writer (from last year):
At first, the writing came easily. Finding inspiration in sources ranging from the I Ching to the Post, Lau cranked out three or four maxims a day, between scrutinizing spreadsheets and monitoring the company’s inventory of chow mein. “I’d be on the subway and look up at the signs and think, Hey, that would make a great fortune,” he said. (One such adage: “Beware of odors from unfamiliar sources.”)
Why bottled water is bad, evidently written by someone who's not tasted the water around here.
hair appt. and mani/pedi are booked.
Doing things like this doesn't seem like effort to me. My day will look like this:
10am wake up
11:30 leave the house (read on subway)
12:45 hair appt.
2:00 lunch at diner then subway downtown
3:00 mani/pedi
5:00 go see Capote (just decided)
7:00 meet brother
The longest I have to walk is an avenue and a half, and most of the day will be sitting and relaxing.
How on early do you open a two-liter of pop that refuses to budge when confronted with pliers?
Sounds like a perfect day, Msbelle!
How on early do you open a two-liter of pop that refuses to budge when confronted with pliers?
Shake and heat it until it explodes. Not saying this is the best method.
poke a hole in it.
Shake it up, then shoot it with a pellet gun.
Cut off the neck with a samurai sword.
Mess, but you get points for style.
Cut off the neck with a samurai sword.
"No Coke; PEPSI!"