Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2006 7:28:34 am PST #5494 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Batman/Dent lends itself to both OT3 and tidy hurt/comfort.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 07, 2006 7:32:47 am PST #5495 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Cue music and Christian Bale in full Bat regalia: "I wish I could quit you."


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2006 7:34:00 am PST #5496 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stop that! It makes me laugh in an unseemly fashion!

And now I'm ridden with Batman's similarity to Ennis, and Bruce Wayne's to Jack.

Thanks a BUNCH.


Theodosia - Feb 07, 2006 7:34:33 am PST #5497 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Brokebat Mountain is the new Wayne Manor!


bon bon - Feb 07, 2006 7:35:50 am PST #5498 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This has to be a typo, right?

L'Oréal has an expanding network of 13 evaluation centers around the world created to observe grooming and ponder a variety of burning questions: Do national differences exist in primping styles? Would women in Japan and Europe, for instance, stroke on mascara with the same lavish hand? (The answer is that in Japan, women apply mascara with an average of 100 brush strokes compared with Europeans, who are satisfied with 50, a difference noted by ethnologists for L'Oréal.)
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Sue - Feb 07, 2006 7:37:31 am PST #5499 of 10002
hip deep in pie

100 brushstrokes!


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2006 7:38:26 am PST #5500 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm still stunned at 50. I think I'm at around 20, and that's for two coats.

It could explain some stuff.


bon bon - Feb 07, 2006 7:39:23 am PST #5501 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm at, maybe, 3-5? per eye?


Calli - Feb 07, 2006 7:39:40 am PST #5502 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

At 100 brushstrokes worth of mascara, or even 50, I'm not sure I'd be able to keep my eyelids open.


sarameg - Feb 07, 2006 7:40:09 am PST #5503 of 10002

100 brush strokes! Even fifty?! More like three, if I miss a spot or lose an eyelash.

My face hurts. My sinuses are stuffy, they are just aching. I think I can blame it on the whiplash weather. It feels like someone is attacking them with steel wool.