100 brushstrokes!
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
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Sue - Feb 07, 2006 7:37:31 am PST #5499 of 10002
hip deep in pie
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2006 7:38:26 am PST #5500 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm still stunned at 50. I think I'm at around 20, and that's for two coats.
It could explain some stuff.
bon bon - Feb 07, 2006 7:39:23 am PST #5501 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm at, maybe, 3-5? per eye?
Calli - Feb 07, 2006 7:39:40 am PST #5502 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
At 100 brushstrokes worth of mascara, or even 50, I'm not sure I'd be able to keep my eyelids open.
sarameg - Feb 07, 2006 7:40:09 am PST #5503 of 10002
100 brush strokes! Even fifty?! More like three, if I miss a spot or lose an eyelash.
My face hurts. My sinuses are stuffy, they are just aching. I think I can blame it on the whiplash weather. It feels like someone is attacking them with steel wool.
sumi - Feb 07, 2006 7:40:12 am PST #5504 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
When I wear mascara, it's got to be less than 10 strokes altogether.
50-100 -that's CRAXY!
lisah - Feb 07, 2006 7:41:29 am PST #5505 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Whoa. I use like 2.
tommyrot - Feb 07, 2006 7:41:34 am PST #5506 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe the more brushstrokes one uses, the more likely one will answer surveys about mascara?
Theodosia - Feb 07, 2006 7:42:26 am PST #5507 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Maybe they all have thin sad little eyelashes, whereas mine are fluffy and large even without the mascara?
amych - Feb 07, 2006 7:43:34 am PST #5508 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Batman/Dent/Joker (delete as appropriate)
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