Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2006 8:48:35 am PST #5320 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Strega, the tone reads to me like the what ifs are new what ifs, as opposed to common currency in a not-small genre.

And, okay, the opening sentence "What if ET isn't cute?" just made me sprain my eyes.

Also her "this is not science fiction" made me roll my eyes too. She's making stuff up. It is science fiction the minute an alien appears in her pictures, if not sooner. There can be science in science fiction, after all.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2006 8:58:05 am PST #5321 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How freaking weird:

Hollywood star Minnie Driver and British comedian Eddie Izzard will play the husband and wife lead roles in a new US drama called Lowlife. The show - produced by the creators of surgical drama Nip/Tuck, sees Oscar-nominee Driver and Izzard as Dahlia and Wayne, a couple of traveling con-artists on a splurge through America. FX Networks president John Landgraf says, "It's a very complicated marriage, and both characters are really strong, so we needed two actors who are perfectly matched up and can hold their own." Production is due to start in early March.

Also, "Grandpa Munster" (Al Lewis) has died at age 95.


Jessica - Feb 06, 2006 8:59:24 am PST #5322 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Driver and Izzard as Dahlia and Wayne, a couple of traveling con-artists on a splurge through America.

Huh. I think I like it.


Aims - Feb 06, 2006 9:00:26 am PST #5323 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

But the question is, do they share clothes???


Kathy A - Feb 06, 2006 9:08:36 am PST #5324 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

There's a great blog entry about the Muslim cartoon controversy, and where it might stem from. To summarize, the Saudis were starting to get flack in the Muslim countries because their lack of planning caused yet another stampede at this year's hajj that killed 350 people. They needed to wag the dog, so they started complaining in the press over the cartoons that were originally published back in September with no controversy whatsoever. The situation was then inflamed when right-wing European papers republished the cartoons.


DXMachina - Feb 06, 2006 9:18:14 am PST #5325 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

"Grandpa Munster" (Al Lewis) has died at age 95.

The weird thing is that his family claims he was born in 1923, which would make him 83. My favorite part of the obituary I read was this:

A year later, he was back offering his recollections of a seminal New York punk band, the Ramones, on the DVD "Ramones Raw."


brenda m - Feb 06, 2006 9:25:43 am PST #5326 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

FWIW, No Depictions of Muhammad was covered in the most intro of J-school classes. The flames may have been fanned, but it's hard to imagine that the editor/publisher didn't mean for them to be.


brenda m - Feb 06, 2006 9:28:34 am PST #5327 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

OMG, speaking of blashpemy, one of the guys at the party I was at last night was wearing this t-shit:

On the front it said "The Devil is as Ugly as Sin" with this big hideous charicature done like those spray-paint shirts you see at state fairs and stuff.

On the back: a big cross, and the words "'Cause Jesus Beats Him with a Stick."


Jessica - Feb 06, 2006 9:33:17 am PST #5328 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How to turn an empty whiskey bottle into a PC.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 06, 2006 9:34:33 am PST #5329 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OMG, speaking of blashpemy, one of the guys at the party I was at last night was wearing this t-shit

The shirt is funny, but this typo is funnier.

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