She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2006 10:13:14 am PST #4284 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's about having fun and enjoying the opprotunity to learn about how to repair a car.

It's also good for those who want to practice their swearing.


Burrell - Feb 01, 2006 10:24:43 am PST #4285 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hi folks. I should be working on my review package right now. Feh. I don't wanna.


aurelia - Feb 01, 2006 10:49:50 am PST #4286 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Second-Graders Wow Audience With School Production Of Equus


Trudy Booth - Feb 01, 2006 10:53:55 am PST #4287 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

RIP, the telegram.

Alright, does anybody else in the world DO telegrams? And if not, what was the LAST telegram ever?


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 10:56:30 am PST #4288 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll quit talking about it. Sorry.

No need. I left, calmed down, have returned, and can scroll more easier now.

I just had to remember I only had a concussion (albeit severe) and nothing opened or had to be opened. It just all feels...so easy to get. Like we're all walking around with skulls of eggshells.

But, hey, walking around is fun, not gonna stop.


aurelia - Feb 01, 2006 11:04:47 am PST #4289 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Welcome baby Olivia!


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2006 11:04:47 am PST #4290 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

what was the LAST telegram ever?

THIS IS A REAL TELEGRAM STOP
NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS A TELEGRAM STOP
YES TELEGRAMS ARE STILL AROUND STOP
NO TELEGRAMS DID NOT END DECADES AGO STOP
SERIOUSLY STOP


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 11:05:43 am PST #4291 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, tommy, I heard it was

OKTHXBYE STOP

Congratulations, Cashmere! And welcome Olivia Rose!

Someone remember to ping sj with the news.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2006 11:05:56 am PST #4292 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Olivia Rose was born at 12: 02 pm. 8lbs 1oz. 20in. We're all doing fine. Spread the word. Thnx! Lisa

Yay Olivia.

Somebody send a telegram!


Aims - Feb 01, 2006 11:06:56 am PST #4293 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just ping'd sj.