It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 14, 2006 7:12:49 pm PST #41 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Any chance you found the remote to my bedroom TV?

With some other remote someplace else? Under the bed?


Cass - Jan 14, 2006 7:22:30 pm PST #42 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Satan now owns my old cell phone and I have a shiny new, hopefully unpossessed, one. I had to go to the damn mall to pick it up though as the local store didn't have a replacement for me. I loathe people, can I just say that?

Can anyone help me find Scrubbing Bubbles? I swear I haven't seen it in months and months on the supermarket shelves. I need to do a product comparison.
I grabbed mine at the Albertson's here. And while I have an extra can, not exactly helpful. Um...

eta: Rock the post number, rock the post number. By order of the prophet.


Nicole - Jan 14, 2006 7:23:12 pm PST #43 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

New thread. Neat!

GO BRONCOS!! Excellent game.

Would you take it?


beth b - Jan 14, 2006 7:28:37 pm PST #44 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

new thread.

The wall spackle in the closet isn't dry. wonder if I paint tomorrow - or monday.


Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 7:33:20 pm PST #45 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just finished writing as essay called Munchasen's by Internet, about a woman who scammed The Bronze into believing she had a dying child, before we did some sleuthing and found out that nothing she ever said was true.

I just googled her real name, and discovered an obituary. She died about six weeks ago. Man. I was just writing some cruel shit about this woman.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2006 7:36:40 pm PST #46 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What did she die of?


Trudy Booth - Jan 14, 2006 7:39:19 pm PST #47 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That's really sad.

Of course, if the obituary turns out to be fake...


Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 7:42:57 pm PST #48 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It doesn't say, tommyrot.


Cass - Jan 14, 2006 7:43:51 pm PST #49 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Man. I was just writing some cruel shit about this woman.
I suspect the cruel shit still holds, just bad timing. Time will pass before it hits the street though, I'd still write it.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2006 7:46:57 pm PST #50 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ex-Gays Now Number In The Millions According To Falwell

In 2003 Exodus said exgays numbered in the "thousands..."
In 2004 Exodus said exgays numbered in the "tens of thousands..."
In 2005 Exodus said exgays numbered in the "hundreds of thousands..."

But now it's 2006 so the order of magnitude is due for an increase. According to Jerry Falwell's recent column in WorldNutDaily exgays now number in the millions!

If the shoe were on the other foot and he was a recovering homosexual (as millions of Americans are), Mr. Kenny wouldn't be given the time of day by the networks.

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Run for your lives! before the geometric progression of ex-gays blots out the sun and crushes us all!

eta: Exodus is an ex-gay group funded by the anti-gay group Focus on the Family