Semicolons are hot.
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 31, 2006 12:03:19 pm PST #4014 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lee - Jan 31, 2006 12:04:05 pm PST #4015 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
My head still hurts, and I am wearing new shoes that are very clackity.
Oddly, I blame shrift for this, since she was the one that originally predicted that yesterday/Monday was never going to end.
§ ita § - Jan 31, 2006 12:11:37 pm PST #4016 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Hey! You got another black eye!"
"It wasn't krav."
"Really? You have to leave him."
"I can't! I tried but...I wish I knew how to quit him."
Comedy gold people, comedy gold.
Now the same co-worker is IMing me and calling me liar, and that I must have gotten into a relationship and won't admit it.
eta: Now he's calling me Cristina Yang. I should have stayed home.
shrift - Jan 31, 2006 12:25:08 pm PST #4017 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oddly, I blame shrift for this, since she was the one that originally predicted that yesterday/Monday was never going to end.
Oh, sure, blame the messenger!
Note to self: stop making valid observations, for it only leads to ill will.
aurelia - Jan 31, 2006 12:28:53 pm PST #4018 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I think you're overlooking a potentially profitable situation here, shrift. There could be quite the market for t-shirts, mugs, wristbands, etc that say "blame shrift."
§ ita § - Jan 31, 2006 12:31:56 pm PST #4019 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How about this?
shrift - Jan 31, 2006 12:36:28 pm PST #4020 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
To do list:
1) Go spend too much money to Best Buy.
2) Charge iPod.
3) Stay away from all televisions during SotU to avoid severe property damage.
4) Develop persecution complex.
Gudanov - Jan 31, 2006 12:43:48 pm PST #4021 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Let me sum up the SotU so you don't have to watch it.
Economy is great
Gotta have that post-9/11 mindset
We've won in Iraq, freedom is marching right now, it's just hard to tell
We're gonna fix healthcare by tweaking the existing system just a little
It would be cool to not be dependent on oil, but we're not really serious about it
Jessica - Jan 31, 2006 12:48:21 pm PST #4022 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gud, you forgot about how we're fighting a secret enemy that lurks.
Hayden - Jan 31, 2006 12:50:00 pm PST #4023 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Plus a few veiled references to overturning Roe v. Wade and the coming Rapture.