Lilah ,'Destiny'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
"Hey! You got another black eye!"
"It wasn't krav."
"Really? You have to leave him."
"I can't! I tried but...I wish I knew how to quit him."
Comedy gold people, comedy gold.
Now the same co-worker is IMing me and calling me liar, and that I must have gotten into a relationship and won't admit it.
eta: Now he's calling me Cristina Yang. I should have stayed home.
Oddly, I blame shrift for this, since she was the one that originally predicted that yesterday/Monday was never going to end.
Oh, sure, blame the messenger!
Note to self: stop making valid observations, for it only leads to ill will.
I think you're overlooking a potentially profitable situation here, shrift. There could be quite the market for t-shirts, mugs, wristbands, etc that say "blame shrift."
How about this?
To do list:
1) Go spend too much money to Best Buy.
2) Charge iPod.
3) Stay away from all televisions during SotU to avoid severe property damage.
4) Develop persecution complex.
Let me sum up the SotU so you don't have to watch it.
Economy is great
Gotta have that post-9/11 mindset
We've won in Iraq, freedom is marching right now, it's just hard to tell
We're gonna fix healthcare by tweaking the existing system just a little
It would be cool to not be dependent on oil, but we're not really serious about it
Gud, you forgot about how we're fighting a secret enemy that lurks.
Plus a few veiled references to overturning Roe v. Wade and the coming Rapture.
An Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight?
I thought I was going to be able to miss all the hoopla about the SofU address because my daughter is participating in this 8th Graders Want to Change the World but NOOOOO her social studies teacher is making them all tape/Tivo it to watch later tonight CURSES!!!