When I look back at my life, I can at least comfort myself that I never photocopied, faxed or scanned my butt.
Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Jan 29, 2006 1:14:32 pm PST #3452 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
erikaj - Jan 29, 2006 1:16:12 pm PST #3453 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.ETA: Although I wish I'd felt crazy enough to, once.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 1:17:38 pm PST #3454 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Me, either.
I have had my boobs phone-photo'd, but mea culpa: I was (a) drunk, (b) in bed, and (c) faceless.
And it was a good shot!
My ass? NEVAH.
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2006 1:22:38 pm PST #3455 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So I am going to attempt an outing though I really don't feel like it, don't want to jeapordize my newfound health, and my skin looks like ass because of the aforementioned unhealth.
Can someone please remind Mr. Jane that as unfun as it is to spend time at home with your sick wife, it's much less fun to be the stuck at home sick wife? Heaven forfend I rain on anyone's parade.
Gus - Jan 29, 2006 1:26:11 pm PST #3456 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Ok. Confession time. I faxed my willy to a ladyfriend once.
I am not proud of this.
Laura - Jan 29, 2006 1:26:43 pm PST #3457 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
A buddy dropped by with a bottle of Macallan Gran Reserva
YaY! So, do you have a photocopier handy?
Laura - Jan 29, 2006 1:28:10 pm PST #3458 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Ouch! Didn't it kinda hurt passing through the fax machine?
Daisy needs to fax her butt picture to Mr. Jane.
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 1:30:09 pm PST #3459 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I faxed my willy to a ladyfriend once.
On what? A post-it?
Gus - Jan 29, 2006 1:31:52 pm PST #3460 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Didn't it kinda hurt passing through the fax machine?
Well, sure. But it was a good hurt, if you know what I mean.
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2006 1:32:35 pm PST #3461 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daisy needs to fax her butt picture to Mr. Jane.
No, he likes my butt. I need to fax him a picture of my snotty nose.