I ated too much mashed potatos
MY FAVORITE!
I told my 7 year old mad genius niece that I ated too much pie at Thanksgiving and she was all, "Der, Aunt Lisa, it's 'I ate too much pie."
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Jan 27, 2006 9:13:02 am PST #3049 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Jessica - Jan 27, 2006 9:15:22 am PST #3050 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I need the Minister of Kill the Stupid People, STAT.
There is a very stupid messenger service which has lost a very important package of mine, and doesn't seem to understand that since they delivered it to the WRONG ADDRESS I can't give them the number where it was delivered. I can only give them the number where it was SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED.
Fuck fuckity fuck stab stab fuck.
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2006 9:16:20 am PST #3051 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Even better are garlic mashed potatoes, and if some of the skin is left in...yummmm.
ETA--Jessica, that sucks big time. Is there a NYC branch of the Ministry you can call?
lisah - Jan 27, 2006 9:17:56 am PST #3052 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
garlic mashed potatoes, and if some of the skin is left in...yummmm
mmm...how any food could sound good to me right now I don't know. I have so much Chipotle in me.
msbelle - Jan 27, 2006 9:19:50 am PST #3053 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita, I am not lame. Not in the Bryan Adams song way, nor in the tiny Tim way. Notice how I didn't use you as the second example.
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2006 9:21:41 am PST #3054 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Mashed potatoes are the one thing that my office cafeteria does right--they don't make the garlic variety, unfortunately, but they do leave the skin in, and they serve it every Monday (Monday is Carvery day, with a rotating schedule of pork loin, roast beef, turkey, and ham throughout the month).
Sean K - Jan 27, 2006 9:23:53 am PST #3055 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I need the Minister of Kill the Stupid People, STAT.
Emergency assassination squads have been dispatched.
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2006 9:25:13 am PST #3056 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Speaking of killing and stupid people, from Salon's War Room:
With a tip of the War Room Kevlar helmet to Raw Story, here's the ever-charming Ann Coulter, speaking Thursday night about her hopes that George W. Bush will get to nominate a replacement for Associate Justice John Paul Stevens. "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said.
Coulter insisted it was "just a joke, for you in the media."
Pursuant to 18 U.S.C. Section 115, anyone who "threatens to assault, kidnap, or murder . . . a United States judge . . . with intent to impede, intimidate, or interfere with" that judge's duties is guilty of a felony.
That's just a joke for you, Ann. Sort of.
Dana - Jan 27, 2006 9:27:04 am PST #3057 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Internet browsing has mysteriously healed itself, as I pretty much expected. Unless the virus checker pops up with anything else, I'm going to assume that I'm more or less okay. For the moment.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2006 9:37:01 am PST #3058 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.