I ated too much mashed potatos
MY FAVORITE!
I told my 7 year old mad genius niece that I ated too much pie at Thanksgiving and she was all, "Der, Aunt Lisa, it's 'I ate too much pie."
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Jan 27, 2006 9:13:02 am PST #3049 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Jessica - Jan 27, 2006 9:15:22 am PST #3050 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I need the Minister of Kill the Stupid People, STAT.
There is a very stupid messenger service which has lost a very important package of mine, and doesn't seem to understand that since they delivered it to the WRONG ADDRESS I can't give them the number where it was delivered. I can only give them the number where it was SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED.
Fuck fuckity fuck stab stab fuck.
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2006 9:16:20 am PST #3051 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Even better are garlic mashed potatoes, and if some of the skin is left in...yummmm.
ETA--Jessica, that sucks big time. Is there a NYC branch of the Ministry you can call?
lisah - Jan 27, 2006 9:17:56 am PST #3052 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
garlic mashed potatoes, and if some of the skin is left in...yummmm
mmm...how any food could sound good to me right now I don't know. I have so much Chipotle in me.
msbelle - Jan 27, 2006 9:19:50 am PST #3053 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita, I am not lame. Not in the Bryan Adams song way, nor in the tiny Tim way. Notice how I didn't use you as the second example.
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2006 9:21:41 am PST #3054 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Mashed potatoes are the one thing that my office cafeteria does right--they don't make the garlic variety, unfortunately, but they do leave the skin in, and they serve it every Monday (Monday is Carvery day, with a rotating schedule of pork loin, roast beef, turkey, and ham throughout the month).
Sean K - Jan 27, 2006 9:23:53 am PST #3055 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I need the Minister of Kill the Stupid People, STAT.
Emergency assassination squads have been dispatched.
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2006 9:25:13 am PST #3056 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Speaking of killing and stupid people, from Salon's War Room:
With a tip of the War Room Kevlar helmet to Raw Story, here's the ever-charming Ann Coulter, speaking Thursday night about her hopes that George W. Bush will get to nominate a replacement for Associate Justice John Paul Stevens. "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said.
Coulter insisted it was "just a joke, for you in the media."
Pursuant to 18 U.S.C. Section 115, anyone who "threatens to assault, kidnap, or murder . . . a United States judge . . . with intent to impede, intimidate, or interfere with" that judge's duties is guilty of a felony.
That's just a joke for you, Ann. Sort of.
Dana - Jan 27, 2006 9:27:04 am PST #3057 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Internet browsing has mysteriously healed itself, as I pretty much expected. Unless the virus checker pops up with anything else, I'm going to assume that I'm more or less okay. For the moment.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2006 9:37:01 am PST #3058 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.