I need the Minister of Kill the Stupid People, STAT.
Emergency assassination squads have been dispatched.
River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005
'The Message'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Jan 27, 2006 9:23:53 am PST #3055 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2006 9:25:13 am PST #3056 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Speaking of killing and stupid people, from Salon's War Room:
With a tip of the War Room Kevlar helmet to Raw Story, here's the ever-charming Ann Coulter, speaking Thursday night about her hopes that George W. Bush will get to nominate a replacement for Associate Justice John Paul Stevens. "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said.
Coulter insisted it was "just a joke, for you in the media."
Pursuant to 18 U.S.C. Section 115, anyone who "threatens to assault, kidnap, or murder . . . a United States judge . . . with intent to impede, intimidate, or interfere with" that judge's duties is guilty of a felony.
That's just a joke for you, Ann. Sort of.
Dana - Jan 27, 2006 9:27:04 am PST #3057 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Internet browsing has mysteriously healed itself, as I pretty much expected. Unless the virus checker pops up with anything else, I'm going to assume that I'm more or less okay. For the moment.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2006 9:37:01 am PST #3058 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
kat perez - Jan 27, 2006 9:37:18 am PST #3059 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar
I just had mashed potatos with lunch. Good times.
Project Runway: I only have one thing to say. "It's a motherf**ckin' walkoff." I have not been a Daniel V. fan up to now, but I must say, he's winning me over. Though I was not a fan of the orchid inspired dress. I thought Andrae should have won.
Hayden - Jan 27, 2006 9:40:38 am PST #3060 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
bon bon - Jan 27, 2006 9:41:48 am PST #3061 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Project Runway: I only have one thing to say. "It's a motherf**ckin' walkoff."
I rewound and replayed that three times.
You can always call a walk-off!
Jesse - Jan 27, 2006 9:42:20 am PST #3062 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But are you a full Dan fan, kat?
Sue - Jan 27, 2006 9:43:39 am PST #3063 of 10002
hip deep in pie
CI, that's one cute baby. I'm dead from the cute.
P.M. Marc - Jan 27, 2006 9:44:45 am PST #3064 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It's the dog picture that slays me.