I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 27, 2006 7:16:56 am PST #3001 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

t shakes fist at CIA mind-control lasers


amych - Jan 27, 2006 7:17:04 am PST #3002 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

holy crap that's a scary x-post.


Vortex - Jan 27, 2006 7:17:27 am PST #3003 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

i'm with you aimee. when I saw the fabric, I knew it was familiar you can find the extra footage on bravotv. com.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 27, 2006 7:17:27 am PST #3004 of 10002
What is even happening?

Blame the MSG.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2006 7:18:00 am PST #3005 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

msbelle, are you saying that you're lame?

Down with corn syrup, up with cane sugar.


Jessica - Jan 27, 2006 7:18:18 am PST #3006 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

holy crap that's a scary x-post.

Clearly you guys are wearing a higher grade of tinfoil hat than the rest of us.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 27, 2006 7:20:00 am PST #3007 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

also, way to make my SALAD a total pit of unhealthiness and despair. chicken, lettuce= good start. then this?!?!?

[link]

bah.


Sean K - Jan 27, 2006 7:20:42 am PST #3008 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No, Sean. That's the MSG. The Corn Syrup is to make us too fat and lazy to fight back.

Actually, the corn syrup was developed as a backup to the MSG because people were just too aware of it, so it's not as pervasive (outside of Chinese fast food). The fattening and lazifying effects are just a bonus side-effect.

Plus? I have the deadly poke of amych on my side.


shrift - Jan 27, 2006 7:22:21 am PST #3009 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

First I was a dork, and then I was lame. I need to take my iPod outside and be emo now.


Sean K - Jan 27, 2006 7:22:40 am PST #3010 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

holy crap that's a scary x-post.

Clearly you guys are wearing a higher grade of tinfoil hat than the rest of us.

That's why we put out our monthly conspiracy newsletter. Unfortunately, right now we only have two subscribers, and I suspect that those two people are me and amych.