Why oh why must people put corn syrup in every damn thing?
Corn syrup is the new floride. It's required in order for the new upgrades to the CIA mind-control lasers to work.
Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.
'Destiny'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Jan 27, 2006 7:15:06 am PST #2997 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Jessica - Jan 27, 2006 7:16:07 am PST #2998 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Corn syrup is the new floride. It's required in order for the new upgrades to the CIA mind-control lasers to work.
See, I knew the syrup smell was evil.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 27, 2006 7:16:16 am PST #2999 of 10002
What is even happening?
No, Sean. That's the MSG. The Corn Syrup is to make us too fat and lazy to fight back.
amych - Jan 27, 2006 7:16:17 am PST #3000 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Why oh why must people put corn syrup in every damn thing?
It's how they institute the mind control. Plus, of course, agribusiness makes brazilians off the crap.
(And you have my sympathies -- I'm trying to eliminate HFCS again this year, because I couldn't manage it last year. Grr.)
Nora Deirdre - Jan 27, 2006 7:16:56 am PST #3001 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
t shakes fist at CIA mind-control lasers
amych - Jan 27, 2006 7:17:04 am PST #3002 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
holy crap that's a scary x-post.
Vortex - Jan 27, 2006 7:17:27 am PST #3003 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
i'm with you aimee. when I saw the fabric, I knew it was familiar you can find the extra footage on bravotv. com.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 27, 2006 7:17:27 am PST #3004 of 10002
What is even happening?
Blame the MSG.
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2006 7:18:00 am PST #3005 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle, are you saying that you're lame?
Down with corn syrup, up with cane sugar.
Jessica - Jan 27, 2006 7:18:18 am PST #3006 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
holy crap that's a scary x-post.
Clearly you guys are wearing a higher grade of tinfoil hat than the rest of us.