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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Sue - Jan 25, 2006 10:39:48 am PST #2623 of 10002

hip deep in pie

Dear Sue,

When you come down here, swing by and pick up shrift and put her on some form of transport heading south.

Love, me

Dear msbelle,

Is she coming to NYC, or any point south?

Love, Sue

p.s. - what job title should I be searching for for you?

In order of preference:

1. Mrs. Clive Owen
2. Lady of Leisure
3. Idle, Wealthy Dilettante
4. Archivist or Assistant Archivist
5. Librarian

To just put the cherry on my day, the HR woman I had to deal with this morning and who was pretty rude to me, just emailed me a request to help her get her boxes into storage. Do you see me caring? Do you see me even opening the email?

Stabby! Stabby!

Toddson - Jan 25, 2006 10:41:24 am PST #2624 of 10002

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

shrift, I had EpicTangent speak firmly with my boss about something stupid he did ... and she reinforced her point (literally) with the new dirk she's been wanting to try out. She'd probably be glad to do the sasme for you.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2006 10:42:48 am PST #2625 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's like the recipe for a Krakatoa.

Now all you need is for someone to lead off a request to account for an error they're responsible for with "When you have some free time..." in that Gary Cole Office Space voice that implies they think you have nothing but free time.

Burrell - Jan 25, 2006 10:44:17 am PST #2626 of 10002

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How odd. I skipped to the end and now find I can't follow anything at all. Except there was one thing--

Allyson, I'd totally give you a hug if I were there to hug you.

tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 10:46:02 am PST #2627 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

'Family Guy's' Stewie hosting talk show

The tyrannical tyke in the Fox animated series "Family Guy" will be the virtual host of a talk show being developed strictly for the Internet later this year.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2006 10:47:49 am PST #2628 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Someone needs to send the links regularly to that professor of Seth McFarlane's that crusaded to get the cartoon off the air.

Sparky1 - Jan 25, 2006 10:48:16 am PST #2629 of 10002

Librarian Warlord

4. Archivist or Assistant Archivist

5. Librarian

FYI, UC Berkeley will be posting an Archivist position at the Bancroft Library very soon, if they have not already done so.

beth b - Jan 25, 2006 10:49:08 am PST #2630 of 10002

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

shrift - Jan 25, 2006 10:50:03 am PST #2631 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Is she coming to NYC, or any point south?

Probably not NYC, but Chicago is a strong possibility.

Now all you need is for someone to lead off a request to account for an error they're responsible for with "When you have some free time..." in that gary Cole voice that implies they think you have nothing but free time.

Oh, that happened about an hour after I got to work. Repeatedly.

§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 10:51:45 am PST #2632 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What Burrell said. About Allyson.

EW said offhand that Bradley Cooper and Seth McFarlane should be on a TV show together, playing friends. How intensely delightful an idea.

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