It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2006 10:47:49 am PST #2628 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Someone needs to send the links regularly to that professor of Seth McFarlane's that crusaded to get the cartoon off the air.


Sparky1 - Jan 25, 2006 10:48:16 am PST #2629 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

4. Archivist or Assistant Archivist
5. Librarian

FYI, UC Berkeley will be posting an Archivist position at the Bancroft Library very soon, if they have not already done so.


beth b - Jan 25, 2006 10:49:08 am PST #2630 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{Allyson}}


shrift - Jan 25, 2006 10:50:03 am PST #2631 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Is she coming to NYC, or any point south?

Probably not NYC, but Chicago is a strong possibility.

Now all you need is for someone to lead off a request to account for an error they're responsible for with "When you have some free time..." in that gary Cole voice that implies they think you have nothing but free time.

Oh, that happened about an hour after I got to work. Repeatedly.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 10:51:45 am PST #2632 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What Burrell said. About Allyson.

EW said offhand that Bradley Cooper and Seth McFarlane should be on a TV show together, playing friends. How intensely delightful an idea.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 10:51:50 am PST #2633 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

48 hour drill? Dude, even Jack Bauer sleeps after 24 hours.

Yeah, but generally it's because he's died again.


ChiKat - Jan 25, 2006 11:10:48 am PST #2634 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Allyson}} Not close enough for a real one, so the punctuated virtual one will have to suffice.

Probably not NYC, but Chicago is a strong possibility.

Woot!


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 11:11:56 am PST #2635 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pink mocks her colleagues.

This is kinda creepy. Giving it fangs might make it less so.


Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2006 11:17:58 am PST #2636 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Allyson, you are cool and worth knowing and will surmount all obstacles even though you hate it at the time.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 11:18:15 am PST #2637 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is kinda creepy.

From the site:

Thanks to Wi-Fi technology, I'm always connected to the Internet.

This allows it to await instructions as to when to kill you in your sleep.