Oh, and had you guys heard about Moscow's colder than normal weather?

My brother about broke me telling me about the homeless dogs in Moscow (of which there are many). He and his girlfriend have taken to carrying around sausages in their pockets whenever they go out - they brought one dog into their building overnight, but the neighbors complained, and they took him to the metro station the next morning. He's afraid to go back to that station - not sure if he's more afraid he will see the dog or he won't.

Is it wrong that I'm so pleased to see my Bat Fact ranked at #3?

Dang, I'm tired. I prefer not to go to work. I'm pretty sure it would be the greater good.

Best Hair. Or maybe I'm thinking of that from Arrested Development.

Only as wrong as my disappointment that I have no funny Bat-material.

Here are some funny, if probably inappropriate, ones. [link] I especially like "Most Likely to Impose His or Her Will on Others."

Is it wrong that I'm so pleased to see my Bat Fact ranked at #3?

Only as wrong as my disappointment that I have no funny Bat-material.

Or as wrong that it outranks both of mine.

But I can't really complain - I could probably come up with better, truthier batfacts if I actually read the comics....

I am trying to make the list where it will work with all girl groups and all boy groups.

Of course my list of inappropriate ones is REALLY long:

Also probably don't use "Most Whipped": [link]

Speaking of truthiness, did anyone else notice in that Onion interview that the Ambiguously Gay Duo was Colbert and Steve Carrell? I'ma have to start watching the old SNL reruns to catch them again.

Do you want Most Spirit or whatever? Most improved?

I dunno, I don't think you want too many categories anyway -- either the same people win multiple or it becomes Special Olympics.