Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 25, 2006 6:13:13 am PST #2513 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is it wrong that I'm so pleased to see my Bat Fact ranked at #3?

Dang, I'm tired. I prefer not to go to work. I'm pretty sure it would be the greater good.


bon bon - Jan 25, 2006 6:14:25 am PST #2514 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Best Hair. Or maybe I'm thinking of that from Arrested Development.


erikaj - Jan 25, 2006 6:15:18 am PST #2515 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Only as wrong as my disappointment that I have no funny Bat-material.


Jesse - Jan 25, 2006 6:17:26 am PST #2516 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Here are some funny, if probably inappropriate, ones. [link] I especially like "Most Likely to Impose His or Her Will on Others."


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 6:18:47 am PST #2517 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it wrong that I'm so pleased to see my Bat Fact ranked at #3?

Only as wrong as my disappointment that I have no funny Bat-material.

Or as wrong that it outranks both of mine.

But I can't really complain - I could probably come up with better, truthier batfacts if I actually read the comics....


msbelle - Jan 25, 2006 6:19:15 am PST #2518 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am trying to make the list where it will work with all girl groups and all boy groups.

Of course my list of inappropriate ones is REALLY long:


Jesse - Jan 25, 2006 6:20:03 am PST #2519 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also probably don't use "Most Whipped": [link]


brenda m - Jan 25, 2006 6:20:10 am PST #2520 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Speaking of truthiness, did anyone else notice in that Onion interview that the Ambiguously Gay Duo was Colbert and Steve Carrell? I'ma have to start watching the old SNL reruns to catch them again.


Jesse - Jan 25, 2006 6:22:58 am PST #2521 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do you want Most Spirit or whatever? Most improved?

I dunno, I don't think you want too many categories anyway -- either the same people win multiple or it becomes Special Olympics.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 6:24:24 am PST #2522 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. Stupid wanker who wanted to buy my car turned out to be a scammer.

So, he wants to send me a money order for more than the purchase price, and then I refund him the difference?

I. Don't. Think. So.