Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 20, 2006 5:59:26 pm PST #1739 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I cannot believe they've made another getting a scary call from inside the house movie.


Cass - Jan 20, 2006 6:00:07 pm PST #1740 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Pamela and I are quieting slounging and waiting for pizza. She is flipping through magazines, I am reading stuff online, puppycat is sleeping on the power thingie cause it's warm and she's a heat ho, and kittenish is splayed in a very unladylike position. Comfy. Though I got busted for talking to the tv. I have Reebus on as background noise cause of the good accents.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 6:02:00 pm PST #1741 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I cannot believe they've made another getting a scary call from inside the house movie.

Maybe they've improved upon it.

The call is coming from inside the house... collect!


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2006 6:03:04 pm PST #1742 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're texting you...from inside the house!!!


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2006 6:05:45 pm PST #1743 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I need to give A9 props -- R only kinda remembered where and what the name was, and I used a local business as a starting point and walked through the pictures until I found a picture of the place he'd been trying to remember.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 6:09:08 pm PST #1744 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Someone is sitting in a car, honking the horn every 10 or 20 seconds. For the last ten minutes. This has happened before (once it went on for half an hour).

Crap, I don't have a baseball bat. What common household objects can be used to smash a car window?


msbelle - Jan 20, 2006 6:10:53 pm PST #1745 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

eggs? a call to a noise complaint line?


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2006 6:11:24 pm PST #1746 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A hammer. A chair. A sheathed sword. A candlestick. An escrima stick. A maglite flashlight.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2006 6:14:03 pm PST #1747 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

A maglite flashlight.

I have one of these that's about 2 feet long. Very nice, heavy thing it is, too.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 6:14:37 pm PST #1748 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A hammer. A chair. A sheathed sword. A candlestick. An escrima stick. A maglite flashlight.

Ooh, see I knew that I'd have a use for a sword some day.

::heads off to Bob's Warehouse of Discount Samurai Swords::