I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 6:02:00 pm PST #1741 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I cannot believe they've made another getting a scary call from inside the house movie.

Maybe they've improved upon it.

The call is coming from inside the house... collect!


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2006 6:03:04 pm PST #1742 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're texting you...from inside the house!!!


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2006 6:05:45 pm PST #1743 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I need to give A9 props -- R only kinda remembered where and what the name was, and I used a local business as a starting point and walked through the pictures until I found a picture of the place he'd been trying to remember.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 6:09:08 pm PST #1744 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Someone is sitting in a car, honking the horn every 10 or 20 seconds. For the last ten minutes. This has happened before (once it went on for half an hour).

Crap, I don't have a baseball bat. What common household objects can be used to smash a car window?


msbelle - Jan 20, 2006 6:10:53 pm PST #1745 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

eggs? a call to a noise complaint line?


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2006 6:11:24 pm PST #1746 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A hammer. A chair. A sheathed sword. A candlestick. An escrima stick. A maglite flashlight.


Cashmere - Jan 20, 2006 6:14:03 pm PST #1747 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

A maglite flashlight.

I have one of these that's about 2 feet long. Very nice, heavy thing it is, too.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2006 6:14:37 pm PST #1748 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A hammer. A chair. A sheathed sword. A candlestick. An escrima stick. A maglite flashlight.

Ooh, see I knew that I'd have a use for a sword some day.

::heads off to Bob's Warehouse of Discount Samurai Swords::


Cass - Jan 20, 2006 6:29:09 pm PST #1749 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Pamela has us watching What Not To Wear. I would like to strangle these people. I kinda like the soon-to-be-teacher girl though. I'm hoping she sporks the hosts.


msbelle - Jan 20, 2006 6:44:15 pm PST #1750 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Why does CSI always bring the EWwwww?