Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 9:23:34 am PST #1385 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Could I have some books and a blanket? It might work out.

You could have an electric blanket. Powered by plutonium.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2006 9:25:26 am PST #1386 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Warm feet do not make up for radiation sickness.


Kat - Jan 19, 2006 9:39:10 am PST #1387 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Which is ironic, if you're pitta.

Right? But I just showered, so I'm all better now.

ita, it's ayurveda principles.

Dude, I'm so close to becoming hippy dippy new age person that it's scaring me.

I think i'd rather go back to my usual pinko-lefty ways.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 9:42:23 am PST #1388 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dude, I'm so close to becoming hippy dippy new age person that it's scaring me.

I think i'd rather go back to my usual pinko-lefty ways.

You know those two sets of ways often go hand in hand, right?

I really think the whole "forced amount of time at a desk, between certain hours thing" is a bullshit tool of the patriarchy.


bon bon - Jan 19, 2006 9:44:09 am PST #1389 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I really think the whole "forced amount of time at a desk, between certain hours thing" is a bullshit tool of the patriarchy.

Agreed. This is why I spend that time on the internets, because it's a revolution, mang.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 9:45:52 am PST #1390 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is what I'm saying! THE MAN CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

ION, could it be right that I apparently bought shelf-stable cheese? It's in saag paneer, but still. That seems weird.


Kat - Jan 19, 2006 9:47:38 am PST #1391 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yeah, Jesse, I can see how the man is holding you down.

Oh fun Ayuverda TriDosha test: [link]

Yes. I see how the pinko lefty-hippy dippy are related. but hippy dippy is way too Californian for me. I want to go back to being enveloped in rage at the system instead.

sadly, I'd rather do downward dog.


msbelle - Jan 19, 2006 9:48:29 am PST #1392 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

a muscle in my right jaw is cramping up. HURTS SO BAD.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 10:07:37 am PST #1393 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, are they actually trying to get me in the middle of who is responsible for not sharing information? Guess what? I can guarantee I was not the one who was supposed to share the information. I'm the temp! Christ.


Calli - Jan 19, 2006 10:13:20 am PST #1394 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I can guarantee I was not the one who was supposed to share the information. I'm the temp!

Temps should get automatic neutrality in office kerfluffles. Sort of like an underpaid Switzerland.