Can they say
DOES PARKING HERE MAKES YOUR ASS LOOK BIG?
flipsideNO. YOU ARE JUST A GIANT ASS.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:10 am PST #1113 of 10002
Jesse - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:22 am PST #1114 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK. I have got to get up from this desk, take my 40 pages of crap, and go through them in hard copy (and several versions). Got to.
Jessica - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:32 am PST #1115 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
cards to put under the windshields of SUVs who park in compact car spaces.
You misspelled "nails" and "tires," I think...
Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:57 am PST #1116 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
DOES PARKING HERE MAKES YOUR ASS LOOK BIG?
flipsideNO. YOU ARE JUST A GIANT ASS.
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kat - Jan 18, 2006 9:31:00 am PST #1117 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
That's because Devon Aoki is a pretty amazing sexbot instead.
SUVs who park in compact car spaces
Vortex, I always wanted to make a sticker that said, "Your car is not compact. Even you don't believe it is. So stop parking in compact spaces."
Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 9:31:55 am PST #1118 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Vortex, I always wanted to make a sticker that said, "Your car is not compact. Even you don't believe it is. So stop parking in compact spaces."
sits next to Kat, shows her paper and font choices for our stickers.
bon bon - Jan 18, 2006 9:32:03 am PST #1119 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I knew about Bob Einstein, but I had no idea his brother was Albert Brooks. Weird. They don't even look alike to me.
Speaking of, is India considered a Muslim country? Cuz I didn't think so, but Albert Brooks' new movie takes place mostly in India, and the one-sheet pictures the Taj Mahal (I'm guessing). I mean, I assume there are hundreds of thousands of Muslims in India, but can it really be representative of "The Muslim World"?
Kat - Jan 18, 2006 9:32:05 am PST #1120 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sara's suggestion=so much better!
tommyrot - Jan 18, 2006 9:33:52 am PST #1121 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Odd blog-surfing synchronicity:
I was reading a political blog -the last bit I read was:
Abramoff was so closely tied to the Bush Administration that he could, and did, charge two of his clients $25,000 for a White House lunch date and a meeting with the President.
Then the very next blog I read had:
An online casino has a piece of Capt. Kirk. Actor William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for $25,000, with the money going to a housing charity, it was announced Tuesday.
Hmm... a lunch date with the president? or Captain Kirk's kidney stone? Both are worth negative money to me. Unless I could take lunch with the pres and somehow inflict his kidney with Kirk's kidney stone....
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 9:35:31 am PST #1122 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I intend to go with "You know you bought this car because it wasn't compact. Fuck off."
I know there are times when there's nowhere else to park...but that's so often not the case.