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'Serenity'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 18, 2006 9:19:11 am PST #1108 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I just learned yesterday that Albert Brooks and Super Dave are brothers. And that their birth last name is Einstein. Which means that Albert Brooks' real name is Albert Einstein. I wonder if his parents are disappointed he went into comedy?

I am right now going on record and saying that any F&F movie without Paul Walker will be boycotted by me. That's right I am taking a stand.

I love Paul Walker, but Itook my stand with no more Vin Diesel.

The proximity of these two posts now makes me want to see Albert Brooks and Super Dave in the next F&F movie...


msbelle - Jan 18, 2006 9:20:04 am PST #1109 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Oh Aimee, the second one featured the super cute pink car [link] .


Aims - Jan 18, 2006 9:20:48 am PST #1110 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oooh!


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 9:24:41 am PST #1111 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Devon Aoki doesn't look real.


Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 9:27:48 am PST #1112 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Along with hand-out cards for cell phone users, [PDF], I want cards for other things, like pole-huggers and mallwalkers.

I also want cards to put under the windshields of SUVs who park in compact car spaces.


sarameg - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:10 am PST #1113 of 10002

Can they say

DOES PARKING HERE MAKES YOUR ASS LOOK BIG?

flipsideNO. YOU ARE JUST A GIANT ASS.


Jesse - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:22 am PST #1114 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK. I have got to get up from this desk, take my 40 pages of crap, and go through them in hard copy (and several versions). Got to.


Jessica - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:32 am PST #1115 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

cards to put under the windshields of SUVs who park in compact car spaces.

You misspelled "nails" and "tires," I think...


Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 9:30:57 am PST #1116 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

DOES PARKING HERE MAKES YOUR ASS LOOK BIG?

flipsideNO. YOU ARE JUST A GIANT ASS.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Kat - Jan 18, 2006 9:31:00 am PST #1117 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

That's because Devon Aoki is a pretty amazing sexbot instead.

SUVs who park in compact car spaces

Vortex, I always wanted to make a sticker that said, "Your car is not compact. Even you don't believe it is. So stop parking in compact spaces."