I knew Cooper was gay. What I didn't know till I read a profile of him in October is that he is the son of Gloria Vanderbilt.

Did you all know that? (I mean, besides Tom, because he is all Wiki and everything.) It is like that Roz Chast cartoon where Chewbacca walks into the Star Trek set and exclaims, "Uncle Kirk!!"

I'm almost afraid to ask why Dana's on vicodin.

Did you all know that?

I did. Of course, since one of my other boards consists mostly of gay men, it's come up a few times.

Gracias, Steph. YSI worked for me briefly this morning, and then it decided to be broken, which aggravated me just a bit. I shall give Rapidshare a go.

It's a messy Web site, but it does the job.

I'm on Vicodin. Everything is swirly.

Oh dear. This isn't a result of visiting the chiropractor, is it?

I knew he was the son of Gloria Venderbilt, yes.

I swear to god, these people are trying to kill me on purpose. Every single person who had edits/additions to the large document I'm working on made their comments on a different obsolete draft. And I ended up with eight copies of the same draft with slightly different formatting, so it wasn't completely obvious they were identical, and argh.

I swear to god, these people are trying to kill me on purpose.

You'll know for sure if you catch them trying to slip hand cream into your drink.

Things I've Learned in the Past 24 Hours:

A) You can peel larger squash with a hand peeler.

B) Doing so in the sink causes back-ups and Lutherns in said sink.

C) Putting up signs in Japanese, attaching ONE tacky, glittery chrysanthemum made of foil to a street lamp, and a big banner that says "KYOTO!" instantly transforms any downtown street into Japan.

I still remember AC cracking up one of the contestants on The Mole by facetiously pointing out how comfy a bed or cot was. He did so by rolling around on his back in power bottom posture on the mattress.