I'm on Vicodin. Everything is swirly.
Oh dear. This isn't a result of visiting the chiropractor, is it?
Jayne is a girl's name.
River ,'Trash'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jan 18, 2006 8:17:19 am PST #1068 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Jesse - Jan 18, 2006 8:20:29 am PST #1069 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I knew he was the son of Gloria Venderbilt, yes.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2006 8:23:02 am PST #1070 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I swear to god, these people are trying to kill me on purpose. Every single person who had edits/additions to the large document I'm working on made their comments on a different obsolete draft. And I ended up with eight copies of the same draft with slightly different formatting, so it wasn't completely obvious they were identical, and argh.
Gudanov - Jan 18, 2006 8:24:34 am PST #1071 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I swear to god, these people are trying to kill me on purpose.
You'll know for sure if you catch them trying to slip hand cream into your drink.
Aims - Jan 18, 2006 8:24:41 am PST #1072 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Things I've Learned in the Past 24 Hours:
A) You can peel larger squash with a hand peeler.
B) Doing so in the sink causes back-ups and Lutherns in said sink.
C) Putting up signs in Japanese, attaching ONE tacky, glittery chrysanthemum made of foil to a street lamp, and a big banner that says "KYOTO!" instantly transforms any downtown street into Japan.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2006 8:28:21 am PST #1073 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I still remember AC cracking up one of the contestants on The Mole by facetiously pointing out how comfy a bed or cot was. He did so by rolling around on his back in power bottom posture on the mattress.
Theodosia - Jan 18, 2006 8:36:40 am PST #1074 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
It is sincerely monsooning out here.
tommyrot - Jan 18, 2006 8:38:00 am PST #1075 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It could be worse - I hate those insincere monsoons....
(sorry)
Frankenbuddha - Jan 18, 2006 8:40:55 am PST #1076 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
It is sincerely monsooning out here.
Yeah, I can't see the Charles out my office window.
Monsooooooon river....
(also sorry)
Jesse - Jan 18, 2006 8:42:04 am PST #1077 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You'll know for sure if you catch them trying to slip hand cream into your drink.
Crap.
C) Putting up signs in Japanese, attaching ONE tacky, glittery chrysanthemum made of foil to a street lamp, and a big banner that says "KYOTO!" instantly transforms any downtown street into Japan.
True fact.
OK, I know I've said this pretty much once a year for the past six years, but this time I swear to god it's true: In my next job, I will not have to do government grant applications. I am willing to supervise them, but this shit is killing me.