Oh, yeah, baby, it's snakalicious in here.

Xander ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Feb 17, 2006 7:15:11 am PST #9727 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

So, any way I can nurse a kid without, you know, having one?

Yes, but not especially effectively (google adoption and breastfeeding), so I don't know that you'd get the 500 calorie a day burnoff from it. Also, pumping sucks. Literally, too.


SuziQ - Feb 17, 2006 7:26:05 am PST #9728 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yeeeehaw.

Just saw a guy who works in our DC office. I haven't seen him in about 4 years, though we have worked together for about 10. He got all squeeee over the way I look - weight loss, hair cut. Nice ego boost.

Now I have a big ole grin on my face.


Aims - Feb 17, 2006 7:51:11 am PST #9729 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Signs that Bitches has warped you and you spend too much time on the internets:

I HAD A DIRTY DREAM ABOUT DAN LAURIA!

I am so unclean.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 7:53:40 am PST #9730 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I would mock you, but I have no idea who he is.


brenda m - Feb 17, 2006 7:54:07 am PST #9731 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

HAHAHAHAHA!


sumi - Feb 17, 2006 7:54:42 am PST #9732 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Was he the Dad on Wonder Years?


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 8:00:47 am PST #9733 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Let's just say he's no Hugh Laurie.


Aims - Feb 17, 2006 8:03:12 am PST #9734 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yes, the dad on TWY. sigh


vw bug - Feb 17, 2006 8:54:40 am PST #9735 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, one of my professors that had agreed to let me make up my exam, has now taken that back and told me, "maybe you should consider retaking this class when you have a better handle on your condition."

Fuck that.


Sparky1 - Feb 17, 2006 9:01:53 am PST #9736 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

"Dear Professor Know-it-All: Thank-you for your concern. I have been keeping my doctors -- you know, the licensed professionals handling my health care -- up to date with regard to my classes and discussing all possibilities with them with regard to my care and my workload. We had determined that it was not necessary at this time for me to quit everything, but I will inform them of this new developement, i.e., that you're being an asshole. Rot in Hell, (signed) vw"