Cashmere, I'm glad things seem to be going well.
juliana, while Andi sets up the alibi, I'll help you hide the body.
Meanwhile, please tell everyone you know that exclamation points should not be used on resumes or in cover letters. I have a stack in front of me for a position that requires two graduate degrees and I'm amazed at the number of people who punctuate the descriptions of their work experience with them (repeatedly). Goodness people, if your present job is that exciting, don't leave to come work at our dull place.
What?! They shouldn't??!!!!?! Well, I never!!!!
"My responsibilities included typing! I also had the excitement of filing! Plus there was the phone answering!"
"My boss is the bestest OMG even though I am leaving soon (crossing fingers!!) we will be BFF - you should totally call her and get a reference!"
Has anyone ever seen a resume with emoticons?
It's really only a matter of time.
You pretty much have the gist, but I'll give you a direct quote that doesn't give anything away so you can all cringe along: "... and I love to teach electronically!"
I don't want to know what it means.
Has anyone ever seen a resume with emoticons?
No, but what a good idea for a rejection letter for some of these people.
and I love to teach electronically!
Isn't that how Keanu learned how to kung-fu in The Matrix?