I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:05:02 am PST #963 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Cashmere, I'm glad things seem to be going well.

juliana, while Andi sets up the alibi, I'll help you hide the body.

Meanwhile, please tell everyone you know that exclamation points should not be used on resumes or in cover letters. I have a stack in front of me for a position that requires two graduate degrees and I'm amazed at the number of people who punctuate the descriptions of their work experience with them (repeatedly). Goodness people, if your present job is that exciting, don't leave to come work at our dull place.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2005 10:07:27 am PST #964 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Meanwhile, please tell everyone you know that exclamation points should not be used on resumes or in cover letters. I have a stack in front of me for a position that requires two graduate degrees and I'm amazed at the number of people who punctuate the descriptions of their work experience with them (repeatedly). Goodness people, if your present job is that exciting, don't leave to come work at our dull place.

HAR. boggling, though.


amych - Dec 21, 2005 10:13:00 am PST #965 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What?! They shouldn't??!!!!?! Well, I never!!!!


Ginger - Dec 21, 2005 10:14:10 am PST #966 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"My responsibilities included typing! I also had the excitement of filing! Plus there was the phone answering!"


Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2005 10:15:13 am PST #967 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"My boss is the bestest OMG even though I am leaving soon (crossing fingers!!) we will be BFF - you should totally call her and get a reference!"


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:18:31 am PST #968 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has anyone ever seen a resume with emoticons?


sumi - Dec 21, 2005 10:19:03 am PST #969 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

It's really only a matter of time.


Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:20:51 am PST #970 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

You pretty much have the gist, but I'll give you a direct quote that doesn't give anything away so you can all cringe along: "... and I love to teach electronically!"

I don't want to know what it means.


Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:21:33 am PST #971 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Has anyone ever seen a resume with emoticons?

No, but what a good idea for a rejection letter for some of these people.


Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2005 10:21:59 am PST #972 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

and I love to teach electronically!

Isn't that how Keanu learned how to kung-fu in The Matrix?