What?! They shouldn't??!!!!?! Well, I never!!!!
Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'
Buffy ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Dec 21, 2005 10:13:00 am PST #965 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ginger - Dec 21, 2005 10:14:10 am PST #966 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"My responsibilities included typing! I also had the excitement of filing! Plus there was the phone answering!"
Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2005 10:15:13 am PST #967 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
"My boss is the bestest OMG even though I am leaving soon (crossing fingers!!) we will be BFF - you should totally call her and get a reference!"
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:18:31 am PST #968 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Has anyone ever seen a resume with emoticons?
sumi - Dec 21, 2005 10:19:03 am PST #969 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
It's really only a matter of time.
Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:20:51 am PST #970 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
You pretty much have the gist, but I'll give you a direct quote that doesn't give anything away so you can all cringe along: "... and I love to teach electronically!"
I don't want to know what it means.
Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:21:33 am PST #971 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Has anyone ever seen a resume with emoticons?
No, but what a good idea for a rejection letter for some of these people.
Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2005 10:21:59 am PST #972 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
and I love to teach electronically!
Isn't that how Keanu learned how to kung-fu in The Matrix?
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:22:53 am PST #973 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, but what a good idea for a rejection letter for some of these people.
We're sorry, but our needs do not match your skill set at this moment :)
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 10:23:02 am PST #974 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe I'll arrange to have a buffalo delivered to the office.
Just so long as its dressed appropriately.