No, but what a good idea for a rejection letter for some of these people.
We're sorry, but our needs do not match your skill set at this moment :)
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:22:53 am PST #973 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 10:23:02 am PST #974 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe I'll arrange to have a buffalo delivered to the office.
Just so long as its dressed appropriately.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:24:27 am PST #975 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
...we'll TOTALLY keep your resume on file :)
XXXOOO
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:25:32 am PST #976 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dear Rejected applicant,
How are you? I am fine....
Jessica - Dec 21, 2005 10:26:51 am PST #977 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"My responsibilities included typing! I also had the excitement of filing! Plus there was the phone answering!"
I have EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS!!!!1!!!111!!!
EpicTangent - Dec 21, 2005 10:30:47 am PST #978 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
...we'll TOTALLY keep your resume on file :)
XXXOOO
Have a bitchin' summer!!!1!
Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:32:18 am PST #979 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
SNERK!
Ginger - Dec 21, 2005 10:36:46 am PST #980 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
...we'll TOTALLY keep your resume on file :)
Wouldn't that be:
...we'll TOTALLY keep your resume on file ;)
libkitty - Dec 21, 2005 10:51:45 am PST #981 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
We've been hiring for a few positions. There are eight questions people need to answer, and after each question we ask them to explain their answers in the cover letter. I'd say over half of the cover letters run something like:
I'm interested inthis job. I'm very professional abd I learn quik. Please hyre me.
So, in unrelated news, check out the Alaska Department of Fish and Game's reindeer page.
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 10:57:42 am PST #982 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
libkitty, that is the cutest evah