You pretty much have the gist, but I'll give you a direct quote that doesn't give anything away so you can all cringe along: "... and I love to teach electronically!"
I don't want to know what it means.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:20:51 am PST #970 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:21:33 am PST #971 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Has anyone ever seen a resume with emoticons?
No, but what a good idea for a rejection letter for some of these people.
Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2005 10:21:59 am PST #972 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
and I love to teach electronically!
Isn't that how Keanu learned how to kung-fu in The Matrix?
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:22:53 am PST #973 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, but what a good idea for a rejection letter for some of these people.
We're sorry, but our needs do not match your skill set at this moment :)
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 10:23:02 am PST #974 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe I'll arrange to have a buffalo delivered to the office.
Just so long as its dressed appropriately.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:24:27 am PST #975 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
...we'll TOTALLY keep your resume on file :)
XXXOOO
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:25:32 am PST #976 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dear Rejected applicant,
How are you? I am fine....
Jessica - Dec 21, 2005 10:26:51 am PST #977 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"My responsibilities included typing! I also had the excitement of filing! Plus there was the phone answering!"
I have EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS!!!!1!!!111!!!
EpicTangent - Dec 21, 2005 10:30:47 am PST #978 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
...we'll TOTALLY keep your resume on file :)
XXXOOO
Have a bitchin' summer!!!1!
Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2005 10:32:18 am PST #979 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
SNERK!