TWO dates in one week? Sounds pretty scintillating to me!
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
If it's been 4 years and now 2 dates in one week it would seem the time is right for the dating. Relax and enjoy the attention you deserve.
The head, it is logical.
The gut, it has prehistoric lizards running amok inside.
We hates the lizard gut.
I vote that Erin is pretty and she smells good! Plus fun to hang with so these dates should feel lucky to wallow in her presence.
Also, smooth tush.
Also, smooth tush.
They should also feel lucky to be in the very presence of her glassine ass.
Thanks, guys! My friend F. was all "I wish you would show some more emotion about this! They're cute! This is good!"
And I couldn't say to her "My emotion veers between "Hey presto goodie!" and "I think I shall vomit."
EDIT:
I HATE the akwardnedd of meeting internet dates. All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
You should affect a bogus Euro accent and ask: "Would you like to touch my behind? It is very smooooooth. Also I am a master of medieavel literature. Worship my mastery."
I"ll...er...take that under advisement.
yay for dates. and after 4 years - of course you are nervous....
and I keep waitng for newss from Beej