The head, it is logical.
The gut, it has prehistoric lizards running amok inside.
We hates the lizard gut.
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 9:54:30 am PST #6626 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 9:56:10 am PST #6627 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I vote that Erin is pretty and she smells good! Plus fun to hang with so these dates should feel lucky to wallow in her presence.
Laura - Jan 29, 2006 9:57:20 am PST #6628 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Also, smooth tush.
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 9:58:00 am PST #6629 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, smooth tush.
They should also feel lucky to be in the very presence of her glassine ass.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 9:58:14 am PST #6630 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Thanks, guys! My friend F. was all "I wish you would show some more emotion about this! They're cute! This is good!"
And I couldn't say to her "My emotion veers between "Hey presto goodie!" and "I think I shall vomit."
EDIT:
I HATE the akwardnedd of meeting internet dates. All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 10:01:52 am PST #6631 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
You should affect a bogus Euro accent and ask: "Would you like to touch my behind? It is very smooooooth. Also I am a master of medieavel literature. Worship my mastery."
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:05:01 am PST #6632 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I"ll...er...take that under advisement.
beth b - Jan 29, 2006 10:05:51 am PST #6633 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yay for dates. and after 4 years - of course you are nervous....
and I keep waitng for newss from Beej
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 10:06:48 am PST #6634 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I"ll...er...take that under advisement.
Okay, maybe only do that if the date is going badly and you're in need of some entertainment.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:07:58 am PST #6635 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If it's going badly, no one touches the ass! That's a special privilege! Esp. since I have salt scrub sitting right now, soaking up Allure aroma.