Also, smooth tush.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Jan 29, 2006 9:57:20 am PST #6628 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 9:58:00 am PST #6629 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, smooth tush.
They should also feel lucky to be in the very presence of her glassine ass.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 9:58:14 am PST #6630 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Thanks, guys! My friend F. was all "I wish you would show some more emotion about this! They're cute! This is good!"
And I couldn't say to her "My emotion veers between "Hey presto goodie!" and "I think I shall vomit."
EDIT:
I HATE the akwardnedd of meeting internet dates. All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 10:01:52 am PST #6631 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
You should affect a bogus Euro accent and ask: "Would you like to touch my behind? It is very smooooooth. Also I am a master of medieavel literature. Worship my mastery."
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:05:01 am PST #6632 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I"ll...er...take that under advisement.
beth b - Jan 29, 2006 10:05:51 am PST #6633 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yay for dates. and after 4 years - of course you are nervous....
and I keep waitng for newss from Beej
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 10:06:48 am PST #6634 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I"ll...er...take that under advisement.
Okay, maybe only do that if the date is going badly and you're in need of some entertainment.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:07:58 am PST #6635 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If it's going badly, no one touches the ass! That's a special privilege! Esp. since I have salt scrub sitting right now, soaking up Allure aroma.
Laura - Jan 29, 2006 10:14:45 am PST #6636 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
My dating skills are rather rusty. I don't really remember the process. It sounds like it could be fun if you can relax and expect an enjoyable meeting. I can't imagine a lad not being charmed by your company. He's going to be at least as nervous.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:16:53 am PST #6637 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
All of this is sound advice I will try to take. Being nervous makes me bitchy(er). NOt a good vibe.