'Serenity'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Thanks, guys! My friend F. was all "I wish you would show some more emotion about this! They're cute! This is good!"
And I couldn't say to her "My emotion veers between "Hey presto goodie!" and "I think I shall vomit."
EDIT:
I HATE the akwardnedd of meeting internet dates. All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
All that sizing up...bleargh. "So, um....small talk? Potential mate statement?"
You should affect a bogus Euro accent and ask: "Would you like to touch my behind? It is very smooooooth. Also I am a master of medieavel literature. Worship my mastery."
I"ll...er...take that under advisement.
yay for dates. and after 4 years - of course you are nervous....
and I keep waitng for newss from Beej
I"ll...er...take that under advisement.
Okay, maybe only do that if the date is going badly and you're in need of some entertainment.
If it's going badly, no one touches the ass! That's a special privilege! Esp. since I have salt scrub sitting right now, soaking up Allure aroma.
My dating skills are rather rusty. I don't really remember the process. It sounds like it could be fun if you can relax and expect an enjoyable meeting. I can't imagine a lad not being charmed by your company. He's going to be at least as nervous.
All of this is sound advice I will try to take. Being nervous makes me bitchy(er). NOt a good vibe.
Would you mind posting your scrub recipe again? I could use a good scrub. (I'll let you sample the smooth next time I see ya)
Two days in three days? Goodness, Erin! You must be doing something right, girl..;)
I have to be on a flight at 6:30AM tomorrow. I'm thinking that sleeping until 1pm probably wasn't a good plan, for today. Ah well.