Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 9:39:02 am PST #6619 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Timlies, all.

Go, Team Fay! Me and my wise ass are jealous!

OTOH< I have a date tonight. Am inexplicably nervous. So nervous I had to crawl back into bed and pull the covers over my head and do some mental calesthenics.

I also have another date Tuesday or Wednesday. Differeent guy.

I feel fat. And stupid. And fiscally dumb.

I'm going to clean today, and work on the unnervous.

GARRRRRGGGGGG!

EDIT: Durh. WIDE ass. Not wise. My ass, it is not the guru on the mountaintop. More like the village idiot.


Scrappy - Jan 29, 2006 9:43:02 am PST #6620 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

vw, I forgot to tell you--I made my massage appointment. I go in on Tuesday! I have lost 15 pounds (well, 14) and it's my reward and I'm very excited. Thanks for giving me the inspiration!


Laura - Jan 29, 2006 9:43:07 am PST #6621 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I also have another date Tuesday or Wednesday. Differeent guy.

Lucky guys both. IJS


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 9:43:53 am PST #6622 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I hope. I feel less than scintillating right now.

Why am I so nervous? I'm not a nervous gal!


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 9:45:03 am PST #6623 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Maybe cause it's more than 4 years since I've been on an actual date? Getting drunk and snogging just doesn't count.

And it's COFFEE. In a non-smoking bar! No relaxing glass o' wine, no cigs. GARGGGGG.


Scrappy - Jan 29, 2006 9:45:32 am PST #6624 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

TWO dates in one week? Sounds pretty scintillating to me!


Laura - Jan 29, 2006 9:52:49 am PST #6625 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

If it's been 4 years and now 2 dates in one week it would seem the time is right for the dating. Relax and enjoy the attention you deserve.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 9:54:30 am PST #6626 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

The head, it is logical.

The gut, it has prehistoric lizards running amok inside.

We hates the lizard gut.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 9:56:10 am PST #6627 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I vote that Erin is pretty and she smells good! Plus fun to hang with so these dates should feel lucky to wallow in her presence.


Laura - Jan 29, 2006 9:57:20 am PST #6628 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Also, smooth tush.