Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jan 10, 2006 2:56:12 pm PST #3933 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You can have mine!


SuziQ - Jan 10, 2006 2:56:47 pm PST #3934 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Betsy and Steph - I SO want to use those...but somehow it probably wouldn't be wise.


WindSparrow - Jan 10, 2006 3:01:29 pm PST #3935 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

It's entirely normal to get out of bed just to eat a jar of feta-stuffed olives and drink a mug of white hot chocolate, right?

Normal, schmormal. It's chock full of antioxidants, good fats, and calcium.


meara - Jan 10, 2006 3:04:35 pm PST #3936 of 10001

Hah! Y'all crack me up. I love it.

Am trying to decide what, if anything, I should go get for dinner (being that I don't feel like going far, and there aren't terribly many yummy options around). I was napping and having seriously weird dreams about having people over to my house and serving them dinner that someone else was making...


quester - Jan 10, 2006 3:08:55 pm PST #3937 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

bitches riffing on the Mayflower and puritans = comedy gold!

congrats flea! More cute to be ded from!

{{{{Kristen}}}}

Also, I have cold with a bad cough. Blerg. :p


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2006 4:19:33 pm PST #3938 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

To: GovPhipps@mass.gov
From: elphaba@coven.org
cc: galinda@coven.oz.org
Subject: RE: Re: Witches

Fire doesn't scare *me,* you Munchkin-brain!

I'll get you, my pretty....


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2006 4:25:08 pm PST #3939 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

To: glindagood@coven.oz.org
From: greenelphie@coven.org
Subject: Camouflage

G --

The people in Salem are the SuX0r!!!1! With the mobs, and the torches, and the rack -- Oz was never like this!

Am wondering if the locals will warm up to me if I change black misshapen robe and pointy hat for pink ballgown and glitter. Pls. advise. TTYL,

--E.

[[I have now earwormed myself with "Defying Gravity." I have only myself to blame.]]


sj - Jan 10, 2006 4:41:48 pm PST #3940 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

These fictional letters are cracking me up. I just got back from seeing Cheaper By the Dozen 2 with my elder nephew and dinner at Friendly's. The movie was cute, my nephew was cuter, and I didn't let myself cry in front of him. I now have way too much sugar in my system, and David has even more in his.


Atropa - Jan 10, 2006 5:52:59 pm PST #3941 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

To: elizabeth.parris@hottmaile.com
From: abigail.williams@hottmaile.com

Subject: OMG!!

Can u believe everyone believes us?! Why didn't we think of this b4? No stupid chores for us LOL!


Pix - Jan 10, 2006 7:53:56 pm PST #3942 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

You people are funny.

Hivemind question: What should I expect from muscle relaxers? I just took a 500 mg tablet of the generic form of "Robaxin" and am wondering what comes next.