You can have mine!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Betsy and Steph - I SO want to use those...but somehow it probably wouldn't be wise.
It's entirely normal to get out of bed just to eat a jar of feta-stuffed olives and drink a mug of white hot chocolate, right?
Normal, schmormal. It's chock full of antioxidants, good fats, and calcium.
Hah! Y'all crack me up. I love it.
Am trying to decide what, if anything, I should go get for dinner (being that I don't feel like going far, and there aren't terribly many yummy options around). I was napping and having seriously weird dreams about having people over to my house and serving them dinner that someone else was making...
bitches riffing on the Mayflower and puritans = comedy gold!
congrats flea! More cute to be ded from!
{{{{Kristen}}}}
Also, I have cold with a bad cough. Blerg. :p
To: GovPhipps@mass.gov
From: elphaba@coven.org
cc: galinda@coven.oz.org
Subject: RE: Re: Witches
Fire doesn't scare *me,* you Munchkin-brain!
I'll get you, my pretty....
To: glindagood@coven.oz.org
From: greenelphie@coven.org
Subject: Camouflage
G --
The people in Salem are the SuX0r!!!1! With the mobs, and the torches, and the rack -- Oz was never like this!
Am wondering if the locals will warm up to me if I change black misshapen robe and pointy hat for pink ballgown and glitter. Pls. advise. TTYL,
--E.
[[I have now earwormed myself with "Defying Gravity." I have only myself to blame.]]
These fictional letters are cracking me up. I just got back from seeing Cheaper By the Dozen 2 with my elder nephew and dinner at Friendly's. The movie was cute, my nephew was cuter, and I didn't let myself cry in front of him. I now have way too much sugar in my system, and David has even more in his.
To: elizabeth.parris@hottmaile.com
From: abigail.williams@hottmaile.com
Subject: OMG!!
Can u believe everyone believes us?! Why didn't we think of this b4? No stupid chores for us LOL!
You people are funny.
Hivemind question: What should I expect from muscle relaxers? I just took a 500 mg tablet of the generic form of "Robaxin" and am wondering what comes next.