These fictional letters are cracking me up. I just got back from seeing Cheaper By the Dozen 2 with my elder nephew and dinner at Friendly's. The movie was cute, my nephew was cuter, and I didn't let myself cry in front of him. I now have way too much sugar in my system, and David has even more in his.
The money was too good. I got stupid.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jan 10, 2006 4:41:48 pm PST #3940 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Atropa - Jan 10, 2006 5:52:59 pm PST #3941 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
To: elizabeth.parris@hottmaile.com
From: abigail.williams@hottmaile.com
Subject: OMG!!
Can u believe everyone believes us?! Why didn't we think of this b4? No stupid chores for us LOL!
Pix - Jan 10, 2006 7:53:56 pm PST #3942 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
You people are funny.
Hivemind question: What should I expect from muscle relaxers? I just took a 500 mg tablet of the generic form of "Robaxin" and am wondering what comes next.
Vortex - Jan 10, 2006 7:55:05 pm PST #3943 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You have been appointed by Governor William Phipps to determine the veracity (truth) of charges against the alleged Salem witches. Please write a report to the governor describing your findings (either pro or con).
To: phipps@mass.gov
From: Joe Schmizzle@missionhill.com
Witches ain't shit. Burn, baby burn!
WindSparrow - Jan 10, 2006 8:37:30 pm PST #3944 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Kristin, I got nothing for you on that topic.
I also have a question for the hive mind: The cat Harvey seems to have lost most of the hair on the backs of his ears. Instead of having the nice velvety covering that I would expect, his ears feel like bat wings. Part of me is highly intrigued to note that the skin is dark grey to match his fur. The rest of me is pondering WTF? I can see wrinkles in his skin at places where the ears bend. I am not seeing any signs of irritation or wounds, and neither me nor Daniel recall observing him scratching in any notable way. Any clues?
Spidra Webster - Jan 10, 2006 9:03:40 pm PST #3945 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
To: phips@mass.gov From: witchsmeller@pursuivant.com
Believe we are closer to the reported Weapons of Mass Damnation. Found reputed broom closets but no brooms. Intercepted report that mandrakes have been imported from Niger. Will report again as soon as I have news from our operatives besieging the caves in Rhode Island.
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Atropa - Jan 10, 2006 9:09:19 pm PST #3946 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Hivemind question: What should I expect from muscle relaxers? I just took a 500 mg tablet of the generic form of "Robaxin" and am wondering what comes next.
Sleep. Sleep comes next, if I take Robaxin. Mmmm, sleeeeeep.
Sean K - Jan 10, 2006 9:22:20 pm PST #3947 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
To: elizabeth.parris@hottmaile.com
From: abigail.williams@hottmaile.com
Subject: OMG!!
Can u believe everyone believes us?! Why didn't we think of this b4? No stupid chores for us LOL!
BWAH!
Jilli's was the best.
Cass - Jan 10, 2006 9:25:48 pm PST #3948 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I am jealous of Jilli. For a brand-new reason now.
Andi, I just checked kittenish's ears and there is a fine fur on the backs. No idea why Harvey's ears aren't. But the bat wing thing is interesting if not something I understand.
Pix - Jan 10, 2006 9:30:44 pm PST #3949 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Apparantly what follows for me is that my muscles relax just enough to hurt like hell. Fucking ow.