Betsy and Steph - I SO want to use those...but somehow it probably wouldn't be wise.
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It's entirely normal to get out of bed just to eat a jar of feta-stuffed olives and drink a mug of white hot chocolate, right?
Normal, schmormal. It's chock full of antioxidants, good fats, and calcium.
Hah! Y'all crack me up. I love it.
Am trying to decide what, if anything, I should go get for dinner (being that I don't feel like going far, and there aren't terribly many yummy options around). I was napping and having seriously weird dreams about having people over to my house and serving them dinner that someone else was making...
bitches riffing on the Mayflower and puritans = comedy gold!
congrats flea! More cute to be ded from!
{{{{Kristen}}}}
Also, I have cold with a bad cough. Blerg. :p
To: GovPhipps@mass.gov
From: elphaba@coven.org
cc: galinda@coven.oz.org
Subject: RE: Re: Witches
Fire doesn't scare *me,* you Munchkin-brain!
I'll get you, my pretty....
To: glindagood@coven.oz.org
From: greenelphie@coven.org
Subject: Camouflage
G --
The people in Salem are the SuX0r!!!1! With the mobs, and the torches, and the rack -- Oz was never like this!
Am wondering if the locals will warm up to me if I change black misshapen robe and pointy hat for pink ballgown and glitter. Pls. advise. TTYL,
--E.
[[I have now earwormed myself with "Defying Gravity." I have only myself to blame.]]
These fictional letters are cracking me up. I just got back from seeing Cheaper By the Dozen 2 with my elder nephew and dinner at Friendly's. The movie was cute, my nephew was cuter, and I didn't let myself cry in front of him. I now have way too much sugar in my system, and David has even more in his.
To: elizabeth.parris@hottmaile.com
From: abigail.williams@hottmaile.com
Subject: OMG!!
Can u believe everyone believes us?! Why didn't we think of this b4? No stupid chores for us LOL!
You people are funny.
Hivemind question: What should I expect from muscle relaxers? I just took a 500 mg tablet of the generic form of "Robaxin" and am wondering what comes next.
You have been appointed by Governor William Phipps to determine the veracity (truth) of charges against the alleged Salem witches. Please write a report to the governor describing your findings (either pro or con).
To: phipps@mass.gov
From: Joe Schmizzle@missionhill.com
Witches ain't shit. Burn, baby burn!